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Gatorubet

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  1. Percy Harvey. God bless…
  2. The difference between a hit and a bit…this escapes you, I see.
  3. Having met the entire cast and enjoyed a dinner at Phil and Bree Hartman‘s house, I can confirm that Rogan is a meathead. But his meat headedness has nothing to do with the insane dumbfuck that is Andy Dick. If John Lovitz thought he could get away with a hit on Andy, he’d be a dead man.
  4. I meant that the position of the chains on the sideline looked to be before where the yellow line across the field was artificially placed. I was day drinking, so I’m not saying my recollection is correct - just that I have a fuzzy memory of it.
  5. Let he who hasn’t banged Amy Grant on a leopard skin jacket cast the first stone
  6. I distinctly remember seeing where the first down marker pole and chain were shorter than the start of the yellow line. I remember thinking everyone’s going by the yellow line, but I don’t think the yellow line reflects the true position of the first down to make
  7. i’m sure Rogan interrogated him with hard hitting questions like, “ really, that’s fascinating…” Blagovich was perhaps the most deserving person of criminal time you could possibly imagine. But having said that, I have no doubt that the FBI and justice department could’ve violated his rights in all kinds of ways trying to get a conviction for a crime for which he was guilty as hell.
  8. this is the stupid part pronghorn. It doesn’t show anything but your lack of critical thinking skills and your misguided belief that anyone should talk to the FBI in a situation like that. Exhibit A - why don’t you talk to Richard Jewell * about whether you can trust law enforcement to act correctly when they are bound and determined to find a terrorist. Exhibit B - Louisiana insurance commissioner was indicted and convicted for lying to an FBI officer in his questioning about the legality. It turns out the insurance commissioner had not done nothing wrong, so the lying to cop thing was the only avenue they had to get him. The FBI agent took notes of the discussion, and when the insurance commissioner asked for production of the notes to show that he had not lied, the federal fifth circuit court of appeal said he had no right to see or use the agent’s notes to prove he had not lied and was innocent. Any Christian pastor who wasn’t a numbskull should tell his congregation the exact same thing if congregation members were being interviewed by the FBI and law-enforcement *Edit: oops. he dead
  9. The kid had 143 yards rushing (90 more yards rushing than the entire Texas backfield put together), 42 passing yards (one pass for a touchdown), and 99 receiving yards. That’s 284 yards of offense. Just him. And he either ran or threw for every touchdown ASU made. You are free to disagree. Personally, I think the greatest play in the whole damn game was the fourth and forever touchdown pass in OT. Folks can disagree for sure, but it is the farthest thing possible from a ‘bitch move’ or a slight at Texas. IMO
  10. The only bad thing about the two kicks is that they did not go through the crossbars. Neither one was a true shank. More like a fade versus a slice in the first one. Can Texas do open auditions among the student population to see how many former high school kickers and soccer players there are that might be able to step up?
  11. it can happen. I was quickly looking for my sewer and water bill online and wound up watching two hours of stepsister porn. The city water department should look into that.
  12. He apparently could not hear me screaming at my friends’s television to run the ball and use up every second before Bert tried the attempt.
  13. Worst of all time? Do we have definitive audio proving that Sark did not say, “Bert I’d really like you to hit the left goal post to make it more interesting …”
  14. there ain’t a happier human being on God’s earth right now than Bert
  15. The Ducks should wear maze and blue uniforms just to fuck with them. like kryptonite.
  16. May I recommend Miami and FSU?
  17. Back when I was a young bailiff, I had to sit through a month long jury trial - focused on who was responsible for potato wilt. That was when my soul died
  18. And these are the financial and educational elites of Idaho
  19. weird season. Teams like Bama went to hell and crappy teams like Florida and Michigan got better as the year went on. It’s why I don’t bet on college sports.
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