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Gatorubet

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  1. Defensive clinic going on in Orlando.
  2. Hatred for dad happens about a year and a half after monkey rides are outgrown.
  3. if BC had a marginally competent quarterback, they would be winning this thing
  4. nm day drankin’
  5. BC blocks a punt and scores a TD to pull within a score of Corn.
  6. Now it’s a true statement.
  7. Little does she know that true status in Alaska belongs to those with multiple shit sticks.
  8. Somewhere in Alabama, someone is calling into Pawl and explaining it was only the old Southwest Conference SEC branch that let us down. Pawl will point out piggy was victorious, and Texas is about to win its next playoff game. The caller will be confused.
  9. are you suggesting relying on the wisdom of the man on the street?
  10. While everything you’re saying is true, I refuse to see a negative on anybody shitting on the ACC.
  11. He’s right, you know gif
  12. “What? The skinny guy?”
  13. I don’t exactly know what you would call a Vandy fan dragging his nuts across Aggy’s face, but I approve
  14. Well, Aggy being Aggy is apparently amusing on SEC rant
  15. You better listen to him, he’s in pre-med.
  16. Howard Hughes is looking at you oddly.
  17. Venn Diagram of Racists and MAGA Tech Dipshits
  18. I see no reason why she could not start a website and issue limited edition numbered prints derived from painting her vagina in various colors, and then squatting on the canvas. Granted, Kathy being Kathy is a limiting factor….which is why you sell them from the website….where you’ve stolen the picture of the deceased Russian only fans model to prominently display on the homepage. What rich fanbois mistakingly believe about the physical characteristics of the artist is none of her concern.
  19. Trump is going to give her the incredible opportunity to get in on the ground floor and start her own business in the soon-to-be-growing agricultural sector of our economy. Employment choice may or may not include what crop to pick from what field - but physical activity identical to a free health club membership will be provided by her employer at no extra charge.
  20. When they become homeless, I hope they remember to take their Trump flags and stickers with them. That way they can mark their Trump friendly MAGA camps under the overpass from the Libtard homeless camps - so they know who is who and all.
  21. Gatorubet

    Soft

    It took a miracle last second field goal to beat SMU Tiger. I can’t remember how that juggernaut SMU did against its first opponent.
  22. “… but me see Og stab pointed end of stick into flesh too. Me just put pointy stick into brother of OG!”
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