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Gatorubet

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  1. Living in Alabama brings one closer to shitgibbon awareness.
  2. I cannot vouch for this. I can only pray with all my heart that it is true.
  3. I have a hunch that most of the smell is coming from his full diaper. Not that he isn’t farting, but most of the time he is sharting in his full diaper. Trump might be complaining about the cold, but the cold is the only thing keeping his diaper fumes from the third row
  4. Very much appreciated, but not accepted because not needed Horn Dog. Like I said, it was the perfect storm of friends’ medical events and possibly two too many old fashioneds. It would take a nanosecond reviewing my posting to find numerous snarky posts equal or worse than my faulty perception of your post - and while I am a Surly asshole - I hope I’m not a hypocrite. All good buddy. Sorry for the drama. Move to Derka goodbye thread.
  5. …said the non-lawyer/judge. I recently lost a lost school classmate to pancreatic cancer and my law school Buddy now-employer was just diagnosed with some rare type of lymphatic cancer. So he caught me at a weak moment wishing cancer on lawyers. I was thinking of them more than my stage three self. I totally agree with your assessment about the joke as entirely permissible on Surly - but I feel like you are trying to take away my constitutional right to post stupid while really drunk.
  6. “I want power” wants a word with you.
  7. The spring Trump trial brings like cherry blossoms dead rot foul covfefe gas
  8. “….As further evidence, movers assert that as Trump has lived in New York for most of his life, New Yorkers know Trump. It is extremely unlikely that anyone actually knowing Trump would have a favorable opinion of him, rendering this venue too filled with potential prejudiced jurors for Mr. Trump to obtain a fair trial.”
  9. The right people never seem to obtain adequate instruction in self-immolation.
  10. if she is 18, I have impure thoughts about her, but of course if she’s not, I don’t.
  11. The heat is on. The heat is on-on. The heat is on. It’s on the street.
  12. Gatorubet

    RIP Dickey Betts

    People down in Georgia come from near and far To hear Dickie Betts pickin' on that red guitar
  13. “ It’s just sort of like the flu and will be gone by summer” - Doddard
  14. there is a Wendy’s in South Dakota that needs a line cook there chubby
  15. He was off yesterday. Did he campaign? Why, no, no he did not. Does he have his own jet to take him places? Yes. Yes, he does. Shark gotta swim, Trump gotta lie.
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