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Hornius Emeritus

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  1. Good Lord, the meaningless things that some of y'all obsess over. I'd rather read a thousand pages of cheese puns then the last 10 pages of this thread.
  2. Peter Navarro is going to be wearing an orange jumpsuit.
  3. I saw the Drive-By Quippers in concert. It was a bit exasperating because each song was less than 30 seconds long.
  4. Sting 'em, Bees!!!! I FINALLY, after 30 years on the internet, get to talk some high school football smack to somebody! Feels good, man.
  5. Tristan Thompson suspended for 25 games for violation of NBA drug policy. https://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/39370359/cavaliers-tristan-thompson-suspended-nba-25-games
  6. But Texas gave us Tex-Mex, Willie Nelson and Farrah Fawcett. Advantage: Texas
  7. That's simply incredible to me, considering how many times I've heard it.
  8. What Texan has never heard the word "thowed?"
  9. If Georgia really wanted him, why did they take so long to offer? 😉
  10. SIAP: this Lions fan was ready for the game.
  11. Yup. The way you take the path, not the destination. Regarding my airline philosophy, it's pretty simple: did I live through the flight or not?
  12. You can't lose a game in which the opponent never stops you from scoring TDs.
  13. But don't you usually only smoke a very small amount, like one joint will get four people stoned and that's the last they'll smoke for 4-8 hours? Not like smoking two packs a day.
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