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NWBuck

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  1. How many are real estate agents?
  2. Ethiopia has 12 months of 30 days and a 13th month of either 5 or 6 days. Their New Year starts on September 11, which is a terrible day to celebrate with fireworks and such.
  3. Was absolutely waiting for that plane to nose dive into the kid at the bottom of the hill
  4. RE: Trump and racism... I'm not calling him a racist... but the racists believe that he's one of them
  5. You know those fancy hand towels in the bathroom that your wife says are only for guests? Problem solved.
  6. New Alaskan Airlines marketing strategy:
  7. Arguably the wrong forum for this
  8. It's Ohio. I'm going with "virgin"... Them folks ain't giving up their kielbasa or goetta
  9. Affirming the state motto: "Kentucky! It's All Relative"
  10. My favorite is when you buy something online, pay for shipping, and you get notification that it's been "shipped" (which actually means "they've created an address label"). One week later, the item is finally picked up by FedEx. 2 days later: travels from one side of the country to the next. Next day: delivered to USPS in your city. One week later: out for delivery. 3 days later: delivered to house two streets away If I'd wanted to use the USPS, I'd have chosen that option. The unholy alliance between USPS and FedEx is beyond turrible.
  11. "It feels like that, I know. What they do to us, make us swallow. Like it's our fault. But you want to know the cure? You got to eat something made with love and joy. And be forgiven." Gonna be thinking about the last 20 minutes or so of this one for a while.
  12. And the whole "silent when they fly" thing makes it even awesomer.
  13. Conversely... if you put "blowjob" on the calendar a couple of times a week, it ensures that it will happen. While removing the mystery of "will I get a beej tonight?", it then becomes evidence for future discussions- "Why didn't you come to junior's saxophone recital? It was on the calendar!" "Oh, so we're doing all the things on the calendar now??"
  14. 2000 or so years of the weather man being more accurate has given them the benefit of the doubt in this comparison. Now, when someone says "Omar's comin'...." That's a different story altogether.
  15. There was a whole "50's revival" during the 80's, and that nostalgia seems to fit with The Outsiders and Footloose (and "Back to the Beach", but I digress). Grease would fit here, at least from a "things that popular due to the new-fangled VCR thing". A movie series that I'd add: High School Musical. May fit with the Millennials (2006 release, middle of their generation) OR with Gen Z (if they watched it as kids).
  16. I have to use two, but sure.
  17. Sigh. He misspelled "showers" again.
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