Jump to content

Dewey

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    4106
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Dewey

  1. The seventh step reminds me to take a step back and chill. It's the only thing I like about this time a year. I'm not good at it, every day I get twisted, whether it's a younger lady or a jackass at work, or both. I try, I like the idea of being a humble person.
  2. That's a good guess and one I subscribe to. I'm out here in El Paso and it's 110°, no rain yet, but the monsoon season seems to be slowly starting, next week the temps dip down to the low 100s.
  3. RBs getting proper fucked lately, just crazy to see. Wasn't long ago we'd see a back like Zeke sign somewhere and we'd all laugh, good luck with that. Then the next season he signs with another team and we laugh again. Now no one over 3 years old gets a look now. Got to think before mid season some of these younger vets find a team.
  4. ou has beaten them like a rented mule for so long, maybe Okie State has just had enough?
  5. Bigger news for me is Pierce being the pitching coach, how's that going to work?
  6. Watching the ladies compete and it got me thinking, what if Tiger came out as trans? Joins the ladies tour, wins a bunch of majors and passes Jack.... Do we count that?
  7. In the future, Texans will have leather for skin, and 165 will be considered a nice spring day.
  8. Moody Gardens for sure Never been, but might try Rainforest Cafe, volcano out front, can't miss it.
  9. Out in west Texas we got rain for the second time in 6 months, hit 110 this past Tuesday, dry heat or not, it was cooking. A lot of swamp coolers around here, coworker has one. He couldn't get his house down below 85 lol.
  10. No gap though
  11. LSU might want to take a knee when they get the ball back. Just end it. Hope they're out of pitchers, but doubt it, they'll probably pull a tight end out of their ass who throws 100 mph seeds.
  12. A friend of a friend makes this here. Hot as fuck and tasty. Every now and again old girl whips up a huge batch and I end up with a jar like this.
  13. Should have gone with a Cane Corso, walk him over to rev for a sniff.
  14. He better get a big lead then
  15. All of that hits close to home. When I moved back to central Texas from the border, I loaded up with salsa. When I finally ran out, I went to HEB and wept. First I was lazy and would buy various salsas and add serranos. That didn't work and just like old girl in that video said, I found a piquín plant and started making my own. Us gringos have really fucked up their cuisine.
  16. This has to be one of the biggest hypocrisies ever. Straight up went from "remember 9-11, I personally know families.." to "where do I sign?"... in short time too.
  17. Lot of gomer gum bumping on Twitter about who will host the Super next weekend, have to go with Stanford hosting Texas.
  18. If a guy wants to airplane after a 2nd inning home run, that's on him and he should be prepared for the consequences.... Like a 9 hit, 7 run inning to follow, or whatever it was. Cunt stomp.
  19. You have my vote, do with it what you may.
  20. And by Texas law, we only dogpile in Omaha.
  21. McCarthy holding it down, impressive.
  22. Nah, work has moved me around the state, Galveston, El Paso, New Braunfels, back to El Paso. If you can tolerate the windy season here, EP is a solid place to live.
  23. So this how Texas kills the conference? Force 9 games?
  24. I lived there for 5 years, there are times when I do miss it. I currently live in El Paso, so what i miss about Galveston right now is the seafood and rain. Wintertime is the best, early morning walks on the beach with the dog, hardly a soul around, evening time as well. It's a special place.
×
×
  • Create New...