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mr. sunshine

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  1. But ESPN told me just a week ago that he'll be the next head coach of the Cowboys. They said he woh't win a whole lot but he's just so much fun
  2. Shit happens. Bama is my #2 team. Naturally #3 is whoever is playing aggy
  3. Sorry I didn't recognize the rich, rich tradition that is South Florida
  4. Bama hula guy with a Horns Down cap on while they struggle with USF? I normally root for the Tide but apparently they're rent free now just like aggy
  5. Yep. She had to walk home from my place early Friday morning. I mean it was nice and all but hardly worth a ride home or car fare
  6. Cal about to beat Auburn at home. Fuck Hugh Freeze and the horse he stuck his dick in and had to ride in on
  7. Somewhere Johnny Jolly is doing a dance. Probably in a 7-11 parking lot with a 40 ouncer of Olde English
  8. I don't know. Something about wearing the colors of the team you root for. But she's probably got several costume changes in store before the night is over. As to whatever popped into your mind I see yamps hotter than that going to, being at and coming home from work every day. Keep it in your pants sailor
  9. Didn't realize the Chef's colors were denim and denim
  10. mr. sunshine

    BC @ FSU

    At least they can still give each other the reach around
  11. mr. sunshine

    BC @ FSU

    This compares to me being left out of Scarlett Johannson's vagina. I wasn't deserving either but it was still very hurtful to my feelings
  12. mr. sunshine

    BC @ FSU

    Fuck yeah. The goldfish is their third string quarterback
  13. mr. sunshine

    BC @ FSU

    At least these two have the butt sex as a consolation prize
  14. mr. sunshine

    BC @ FSU

    DJ Ukulele couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle
  15. Hey I think he'd make an above average rodeo clown
  16. mr. sunshine

    BC @ FSU

    As far as coaches named Norvell go, Jay > Mike. If there's any other coaches out there named Norvell, including tee ball, life and fantasy league coaches I'll bet they're all better than Mike
  17. mr. sunshine

    BC @ FSU

    These announcers sound like they really really want Florida State to be good. Ifs and buts. Candy and nuts. Merry fucking Christmas in September assholes
  18. Brian Kelly sounds like he sucks a mean cock
  19. If there's an Oilcan Harry's in CS yeah he was there
  20. I've disliked Fowler since we squeaked by Nebraska in the '09 Big 12 championship game so he took it upon himself to convince the world we weren't worthy to play Alabama
  21. and a jar of peanut butter
  22. ESPN + is also an option
  23. Drying paint just called and said finally it's not the most boring thing to watch
  24. Was there an episode of The Flintstones where they played football? If there was it probably went like this game
  25. I'd motor boat those fun bags. After a bender if you woke up next to Holly Rowe in the morning you'd chew your own limb off like a coyote in a trap just to keep from waking her ugly ass up. Yes even you Vic
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