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mr. sunshine

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  1. Well he is the landed aristocracy. A veritable country gentleman if you will
  2. Steel Shank making his own wiener sandwich must mean Bunco night for Mrs. Steel Shank
  3. I’m glad Photo Tech was pre-digital
  4. Alright. Cut the shit okay? You were 17 years old. If a cactus touched your penis you would have been thrilled
  5. Shiv’s titty and booty show. Gotdamn
  6. The pioneer of jukers. Aunt Esther should have tackled his ass
  7. If I had to come up with a fake last name on the spot I’d probably come up with something really stupid. Like Clinkenbeard
  8. Honestly I checked out after Oklahoma State so please regale me with tales of his quarterback heroics
  9. Congratulations for losing by 35 to a fucking wet paper sack
  10. Cam Rising, Van Fillinger, et al making plays. Good thing we ran the riff raff off
  11. If that even qualifies as a pun the Universal Board of Puns just voted it the Shittiest Pun Ever in the This is So Weak is It Even Pun? category at their annual Pun-Off
  12. I just saw this commercial again for perhaps the millionth time at this rate. I’m an old but even I understand in this day and age some folks don’t fit into our preconceived notions about sexual identification, etc. But little sheep boy very much appears to be a little sheep boy
  13. Thanks, Mr. McBuzzkiller
  14. Since Dr. Strangelove hasn’t been brought up yet I guess I don’t understand the thread. Too old?
  15. It’s like they’re both slightly pissed over wearing the same sheep outfit and the little guy is even about to kick the bigger one’s ass over it but suddenly remembers Taco Bell has a special on cheesy gut bomb burritos
  16. Does Hallmark do the serial killer thing? I think some of y’all confusing it with Lifetime Movie Network. Once saw two pregnant women have a knife fight on there. Ouch
  17. Thank you Hallmark Channel algorithm
  18. You can’t spell Plonsky without Nop(e)
  19. I don’t know if this is the right thread for it but Hayes Carll he good
  20. *out of the kitchen. Unless it’s some weird situation like the rest of the house is on fire but it’s momentarily a little cooler in the kitchen
  21. This fucking guy
  22. Thanks. I just simoned my garfunkel
  23. If he cried about a loss he’d have succumbed to dehydration by now
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