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mr. sunshine

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  1. Hey I like square toes. Not everyone is born with the the feet of a girl/young lady
  2. Yeah it’s weird as fuck. Also fuck facebook. In the face
  3. Oregon hiring Kelly just seems so aggy and Jimbo
  4. At this point I think most surlies bang holograms
  5. Joke’s on you, TTUDad2012. We imploded years ago
  6. Very nice. Personally I get my eggs over easy so I can mix the yolk in with everything else but ain’t nitpicking
  7. After over a decade of wandering the desert yeah I’m sure yours are like beach balls
  8. I tried to fuck to The Fireman once (no homo) but gotdamn that upbeat tempo. Plus the fiddle solo. Couldn’t keep up
  9. Still would pound with the ferocity of Thor’s angry hammer
  10. Yeah I don’t see the defense backs, linebackers, etc. just itching to light his ass up for a check swing either. Maybe the catcher make an unkind remark
  11. Well he is the landed aristocracy. A veritable country gentleman if you will
  12. Steel Shank making his own wiener sandwich must mean Bunco night for Mrs. Steel Shank
  13. I’m glad Photo Tech was pre-digital
  14. Alright. Cut the shit okay? You were 17 years old. If a cactus touched your penis you would have been thrilled
  15. Shiv’s titty and booty show. Gotdamn
  16. The pioneer of jukers. Aunt Esther should have tackled his ass
  17. If I had to come up with a fake last name on the spot I’d probably come up with something really stupid. Like Clinkenbeard
  18. Honestly I checked out after Oklahoma State so please regale me with tales of his quarterback heroics
  19. Congratulations for losing by 35 to a fucking wet paper sack
  20. Cam Rising, Van Fillinger, et al making plays. Good thing we ran the riff raff off
  21. If that even qualifies as a pun the Universal Board of Puns just voted it the Shittiest Pun Ever in the This is So Weak is It Even Pun? category at their annual Pun-Off
  22. I just saw this commercial again for perhaps the millionth time at this rate. I’m an old but even I understand in this day and age some folks don’t fit into our preconceived notions about sexual identification, etc. But little sheep boy very much appears to be a little sheep boy
  23. Thanks, Mr. McBuzzkiller
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