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Deej

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  1. Deej

    Nintendo Switch

    I upgraded to an OLED Switch. If anyone wants a regular old Switch, I'll cut them a Surly deal.
  2. Seed the shit out of the yard just before the first cool front of the fall that brings moisture and enjoy your lush, green yard two or three weeks later.
  3. A winter rye yard between October and April is a thing of beauty. It can be hardpan the other months. I don't give a fuck.
  4. Is it just me, or has it seemed the frequency of bodies found in the lake increased since Nicole got off the sauce almost two years ago?
  5. Yeah, but where are the salsa and jalapenos?
  6. Amazing that most other respiratory viruses seemed to go dormant during the "great masking", and reappeared shortly after most people got their shots and stopped wearing them. But I'm sure they did nothing to slow the spread of COVID.
  7. Mahomes may have another Super Bowl, but Purdy can take solice in the fact that he doesn't have Mahomes' POS wife.
  8. Taylor is going to NowThis Kelce so hard tonight.
  9. Romo is the last person who should be talking about getting the snap down on a kick.
  10. Taylor probably wears a Mahomes mask when she fucks Kelce.
  11. Taylor Swift is going to pop up and have Usher dry hump her and ruin the second half for Kelce.
  12. He was buying the over the counter erectile dysfunction pills for his night with Liucci.
  13. Johnny Football is aging quickly.
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