Jump to content

Deej

Burnt Ends
  • Posts

    35135
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    66

Everything posted by Deej

  1. The folks on the pit bull thread are probably cheering.
  2. Fire and EMS should refuse to service their streeet.
  3. A couple of more years of the quality of soccer Austin FC provides and it won't be used at all.
  4. Now would be a good time to ask for more money.
  5. "Larry, the Seinfeld final episode sucked." Larry: "Hold my beer."
  6. https://www.kxan.com/news/simplehealth/ut-study-increasing-paxlovid-use-could-save-millions-of-dollars-during-covid-outbreak/
  7. Every aggy will be trying to force Manning into the portal on this game.
  8. Every accusation is an admission.
  9. Good way to ensure there will be no surge in demand.
  10. Leon didn't seem to be enjoying the prostate exam.
  11. I just find the cheese overwhelms the other ingredients a lot of the time.
  12. You'd better hurry up and rub one out to him before he's gone.
  13. I imagine a Guy Fieri cooked meal to be the food equivalent of professional wrestling.
  14. Just trying to feed her family in these trying economic times.
  15. Deej

    Rate my jumper

    You look like Mustang Sally, right before Bobby Baccalieri Sr. took him out.
  16. My favorite are the "Slow Kids at Play" signs. Might want to have your kids do some speed training.
  17. I've really gotten into having noodles for breakfast. Some homemade ramen hits the spot in the mornings.
  18. Or one day he'll wake up dead in Town Lake after an evening on Rainey.
×
×
  • Create New...