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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. The only way that they have $20 billion is if they are counting 1/3 of the PUF. Good luck taking $100 million out of the PUF to give to a portal QB
  2. A well trained dishwasher would never complain about how you put your load in her
  3. Don’t worry, the Hand will probably bring him back
  4. Couple of inches away from it
  5. They’re called quotation marks marks, not emphasis marks or sarcasm marks
  6. You’re wrong, the U stands for Upside down
  7. Maybe it’s time to start a thread with a daily picture of Early and a head of lettuce
  8. You would be happier if you did, and wouldn’t stress so much about self checkout
  9. You’re not getting paid to bag your dog’s shit either, but you do it
  10. There is no way that fat fuck will be alive to serve a third term, no matter how much he wipes his ass with the constitution
  11. They don’t play the Horns, so they might not
  12. But my head is really large
  13. I guess your wife is used to looking at tiny heads
  14. Fuck this SEC+ shit in the goat ass. They try and make it as hard as possible to watch the fucking games. Fuck the SEC. Fuck ESPN. Fuck Disney.
  15. 10^8/10^7.7 = 1.9952623
  16. It's really quite simple. A 7.7 magnitude earthquake has a strength of 10^7.7. An earthquake of magnitude 8.0 has a strength of 10^8. It's quite easy to calculate the relative strength using the calculator on your phone
  17. Some of you people remind me of idiots that move next to an airport and then complain that the noise is ruining their home value
  18. I found a set of lamps for my nightstands that have a power outlet and two USB ports in the base.
  19. Sebastian loves the shedding rake; as soon as he sees me with it, he runs to the back door to wait for me. Apparently, it scratches every one of his itches
  20. Fortunately, Sebastian didn't get the escape artist from his Husky half because at 86 lbs, no yard could hold him if he did. A 3 foot tall baby gate completely flummoxes him. I try to use a shedding rake on him at least once daily, which seems to help quite a bit. He is one stubborn motherfucker though. Huskies are the best, and Iggy is so cute.
  21. It was of my favorite shows. It was so insanely bad that it was good.
  22. The place in Austin where the meteor struck and there was a volcanic eruption
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