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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. Are there even hordes of Dollar General people?
  2. That is way too much work to identify which team is ranked where.
  3. No chance we'll go in on the ground to Iran, that would be a fucking quagmire. It looks like dumbass and Mini-Me are setting it up to be Venezuela, but I don't see any other country being stupid enough to go in there with us. We'll end up at war with the entire continent of South America.
  4. My daughter loves to go to the OU game and the State Fair, and she begs me every year to go. It has just gotten so expensive, and I have developed a pretty good hatred for 99.9% of mankind, so I just can't do it anymore. Fuck paying an obscene amount of money to be crushed to death by hordes of Walmart people
  5. So the Treaty Clause is the latest section of the Constitution to be erased?
  6. You should have asked him why he wanted to 69 with Biden
  7. Imagine graduating from one of the nation's military academies, spending your career working your way up the ranks to admiral or general, and then being forced to sit through a multi-hour lecture on warrior ethos from Commander Bone Spurs and his butt buddy the Drunkard of Defense
  8. To be fair, the sniper could have done us all a big favor
  9. I went for 10 years without a dog after I had to put down my last one. Now, after four years with Sebastian, I can't imagine being without him. It may be time for him to get a little brother.
  10. Sacrifices must be made
  11. Any Democrat asked about the shutdown should reply that Republicans control the White House and both Congressional Houses so ask them why they can’t keep the government running
  12. So Alabama could have Tuperville and Finebaum as senators? Making a run against Texas, Oklahoma, Florida as dumbest state
  13. Most of the Sufly lawyers don’t have computers
  14. America 2026
  15. Unlike the orange douchebag and Charlie this hero put on a uniform and fought for his country.
  16. MAGA and the NFL deserve each other. I hope they do boycott. Fuck then both.
  17. If the American Ryder Cup team was allowed to play by Trump’s golf rules they would be kicking the Euro’s ass
  18. I’d take State and the points. I think they’ll not only cover, but win
  19. They would probably have to sleep in the bus station too
  20. Most buttholes are between the buttcheeks
  21. I've never been in a French whorehouse, but the oval office is always what I imagined one would look like
  22. You know what would be even safer, backing your car into your garage and just staying there.
  23. I read a Sci-Fi book once about what it would be like if the Europeans had never colonized the Americas. The Aztecs ruled all of North and South America and were a space power. I don't remember anything else about the book.
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