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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. I guess you don't want your airliner to be top heavy like you want your women
  2. Now that we’re going to have 5 home conference games one year, and four the next, I hope they set it up so that the years we are home team in Dallas coincide with our five conference home game years. If they don’t, we’re going to have five conference games in DKR one year and three the next instead of four every year.
  3. Houstonians prefer to murder people with their vehicles, so most of them don't get picked up in the stats
  4. Nope, nope, nope, and nope. My daughter is going to try like hell to drag me to this, and I'll probably have to distract her by agreeing to go to one of her KPOP concert movies
  5. They gave me three free months, and then a year at $4 per month. They also threw in an upgrade to all access.
  6. There is only room for one organized criminal enterprise
  7. Isn’t a fecal transplant what you get at Taco Bell?
  8. It would be cool if this caught on and spread
  9. Well what do you expect from someone who reverses in
  10. Didn't it spit out one of the other aliens, maybe the blood sucker?
  11. Of course aggy would call Reed a “dark” horse
  12. Then we could actually piss on him, and not just his grave
  13. Sometimes it's hard to do what is best for your friend rather than what you think is best for you. I've always considered that a dog maintaining eye contact with you to be a true sign of their love. I'm sure she she felt your love as she crossed over the bridge.
  14. Wordle 1,523 6/6 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Didn't think I was going to get it today
  15. We needed the confrontation over Abbott trying to replace them.
  16. It has been my experience that most HOA covenants contain a clause that bills the homeowner for legal fees for breaches. The last time I got in an argument with my HOA, their attorney sent me a registered violation letter and then billed me $750 for sending it. I responded with my own registered letter, pointing out the sections of the Texas Residential Property Owners Protection Act that the HOA had violated, and then politely told him where he could place his bill. I never heard back from either the HOA or the attorney. At any rate, the going rate at least a couple of years ago was $750. YMMV
  17. Sounds like an opportunity for a few thousand armed protesters to encircle the White House
  18. I’m pretty sure that 95 under par would win most tournaments
  19. To be fair, seven Presidents were born in Ohio. They ranged from completely shitty to very average.
  20. That should happen to all "influencers" who video themselves eating in a restaurant
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