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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. We're all getting fucked in the ass by all of them right now
  2. If the Texas government gave a shit about what its citizens would, or would not, be okay with we would have initiative and referendum here.
  3. If our dumbass MAGA controlled legislature voted to put something on the ballot I’m inclined to vote against it, even if it will lower my taxes. I may relent and vote for #1 though
  4. And then when you jerk away, a big chunk of boiling hot cheese pulls off the pizza and glues itself to your chin causing third degree burns
  5. Then the AP poll has Texas about 25 spots too high
  6. That’s because they saw our game last night
  7. Blaming the refs for a sack of shit performance against Kentucky is a clear indication that your team sucks
  8. I dreamed that both UT and aggy win out until Thanksgiving, and then UT beats aggy in the regular season, beats aggy in the CCG, and then beats aggy in the CFP. I also dreamed that I had a threesome with Sydney Sweeney and Ana de Armas
  9. Reversible lanes
  10. Most of them work in the White House
  11. There are still GameStops?
  12. From now on the SEC refs should just ignore him when he tries to call time out, and when he complains they tell him they thought he was clapping
  13. I like how 2 of those 4 wins are against aggy
  14. It must have been a spelling lesson
  15. It will be impossible to destroy fanaticism as long as Israel keeps creating it
  16. I've already decided that if UT submits that I will be mailing my diploma to Jim Davis
  17. King is a prolific author Martin is a fat piece of shit who can't finish his series Rothfuss is less prolific than Martin
  18. I hate it when this happens Wordle 1,579 5/6 🟩⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
  19. I guess the economy here in Texas is worse than we thought
  20. We should start with making the basic rights outlined in the Constitution attainable again
  21. I vote vote for televangelist dentist whose wife is a realtor, and they own a used car lot
  22. I hope she’s prepared to get shot in the head with a pepper ball
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