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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. Yeah, after all, new cars never run out of gas
  2. Compare video of the Trump attempt with video of the attempt on Reagan. The secret service had Reagan shoved in the limo and on the move in about 3 seconds, before Hinckley even got off his last shot
  3. His disgustingness is straight out of the books
  4. That's because most movies now are either shitty sequels, unneeded crappy remakes, or mostly CGI with no plot (but lots of people in tights flying around). I bet most of the movies mentioned above couldn't get made today.
  5. So eating ass is good, but sucking ass is bad?
  6. He certainly has more felony convictions than there are trans athletes in the NCAA
  7. He's the dipshit MAGAt that "represents" me
  8. Well Al from Tool Time got to hang out with Pam Anderson and Debbe Dunning so there’s that, but I went with these from Lowe’s
  9. I switched to using only those hoses that collapse when the water is not turned on and it was well worth it
  10. I would posit that the attempted assassination of a mere candidate for President does not carry the same weight as one of a sitting President
  11. I’d like to see iCE try and stuff him into an unmarked van
  12. presidential candidate, not Presidential
  13. It's better to take pics of your food before it goes in rather than after it comes out
  14. I think Ukraine should hit it with one random drone just so they can add an aircraft carrier to their list of Russian navy vessels destroyed
  15. Salary cap is in Section 12, Article 6 of the NFL Collective Bargaining Agreement
  16. Does not compute
  17. If I ever decide that I’m tired of life, I’m just going to start driving around Houston and at every light I stop at I’m going to punch it as soon as the light turns green. I bet I won’t make it through three lights before I’m tboned hard enough to kill me
  18. The giant mutantasaurus with the oversized head was the most ridiculous thing they’ve had in any of the movies
  19. Your dog doesn't look too thrilled with the new resident. Who did you foster through where they fly them to you?
  20. Melania looks like she thinks she's going on safari
  21. You would starve to death with no house to sleep in
  22. He wants to be sure that everyone knows that he will be blocking traffic through the Spanish Pyrenees on those dates so they don't plan on driving there
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