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Ghost of NMAS

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  1. Whenever my daughter talks me into going to the Luby's on Westheimer that's my exact meal
  2. But would she be allowed to use the men's bathroom?
  3. That presupposes the Tesla survives
  4. If she was detained in a MAGA state, then shouldn't the ICE agents be arrested for illegally performing an abortion?
  5. They’ll probably sign a mutual defense treaty with China and we’ll end up with Chinese bases in our backyard
  6. I guess Texas is no longer a failed state since this thread has turned into a vape discussion group
  7. The coworker is correct. As additional water is added to the ocean, the weight of the ocean increases, which pushes the floor of the ocean further down so that the ocean's level doesn't rise.
  8. You must be the guy in charge of putting out the Christmas merchandise at Lowe's
  9. He ended these wars by being victorious The war against vaccines The war against intelligence The war against Democracy The war against a tasteful White House The war against the Constitution The war against the separation of powers The war against science
  10. It's wrong for them to tell you what to put in your body, but perfectly okay for them to tell women what they have to keep in it
  11. I don't know why all of these Democrat controlled cities have any crime at all. After all, Abbott was able to completely eliminate rape in Texas just by thinking it.
  12. If all ICE is doing is rounding up immigrants and sending them to concentration camps, then why do they need to be training for crowd control?
  13. Add internet access and dogs and it sounds perfect. My dog is pretty much the only person I talk to anyway. I would probably ly have to add a dog or two though.
  14. Abbott will probably try to one up Florida and call a special session to make vaccines illegal
  15. I’m the same age as Oldman and I’m pretty sure that I wouldn’t live for 14 seasons
  16. I’ve been told that Trump’s cocksure is tiny
  17. How many of those shootings took place on the Magnificent Mile or outside the Field Museum, because if Trump follows his DC plan that’s where the National Guard troops will be patrolling. They’ll also probably be picking up trash in Millennials Park
  18. Acreage and Mel’s are the two things I miss about living in Magnolia
  19. Let him call the goal line plays
  20. I think a stripper once did coke off of my peepee
  21. I think a lesbian trilogy is when three lesbians get together, and you're not involved
  22. I’ve had shingles twice so my experience says no. YMMV Second time was much milder though
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