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CooterBrown

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  1. I'm too lazy to see if I've posted ArnieTex yet. He's down in the Valley and his channel is exclusively Tex Mex and BBQ. I'm pretty sure he's brisketexan's spirit animal.
  2. I wouldn't confuse being poor with being sane. They can't afford to indulge their insanity this go 'round.
  3. Better include some upgraded suspension in that contract if he's gonna take Miss Collie Station on a joy ride.
  4. Just wait until the $100,000 homestead exemption kicks in. They won't have to spend any of their money at all. Robin Hood to the rescue!
  5. With a scratched out "Jimbo Fisher" and scrawled above it "Dead Man Walking".
  6. Is there enough money in the wreath fund to send the next aggy coach a blank championship trophy?
  7. He killed who needed to be killed. One kill per chapter. In the last chapter, he killed the killer. In his words, he was now one of the many. Well, that twitch in his eye in the last shot hints otherwise.
  8. Wash pot style? Is there a lingering galvanized tin flavor?
  9. That Uber for Teens commercial where a dad is leisurely fucking around at home doing nothing and has his 12 YO kid Uber to and from the orthodonist alone to have his braces removed. WTF. Who does that? What dentist is going to work on a kid without a guardian present? I need realism in my shitty 30 second commercials.
  10. Henrietta James is like "another fucking beer?!?!?"
  11. Visiting graves sites isn't something I'd do but people grieve in different ways so I let it slide for a bit...but 20+ years after someone is dead is a bit much.
  12. Any large farm/ranch producers would be getting close to a 100% ag exemption if not the full 100%. Part time farms aren't putting enough product on the market to move the needle.
  13. IIRC, it’s due in full within a month or two of termination.
  14. They scratch out his name for the next man up and hand it to him.
  15. The State of Texas needs to run an audit on aggy finances to assure no state or federal money is being used to fund their latest misadventure.
  16. Jimbo won the lottery. He may be the smartest man in college football. All he had to do was outlast a mob of yokels while exerting as little effort as possible. That’s good bull.
  17. No killer instinct at all on this team. How does no one want to stomp a mud hole in an opponent’s ass?
  18. Ball boy needs to get if the field.
  19. Pepe scored 27 goals for Arsenal. I don’t think Havertz is gonna last 27 more seasons to beat that total.
  20. They should’ve had a fresh start after Endgame with another universe. Start from scratch and build up to the next big baddie just like they did with Thanos. Even if you reuse some of the same characters, recasting is easier knowing it’s a different universe. You could even play with time periods.
  21. My 11 YO daughter asked me this morning when she can register to vote. I told her the republicans don't want her to vote until 18 so they passed a law banning kids from voting.
  22. Germany charges manufacturers a tax on the amount of single use plastic packaging they produce. That goes a long ways towards minimizing unnecessary packaging. It makes too much sense to do that in the US.
  23. It should be set up like income tax brackets: 10% income from ag = 10% of the ag exemption 50% income from ag = 50% of the ag exemption etc.
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