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Some of those are certainly dated, but honestly many of them are just good timeless advice.

I don't see the "willing to blow your husband at least once a week" on the Merit side of the ledger.

20 minutes ago, Superhero said:

I don't see the "willing to blow your husband at least once a week" on the Merit side of the ledger.

#23. Reacts with pleasure and delight to marital congress. 

My wife, her godmother, and our daughter are going on a European tour for April.

“How much money should I be ready to take?”

(To be fair, the best lesson I learned in my starter marriage was to keep separate bank accounts.)

I just looked up and said “my credit card?”

It's the week before Christmas, so the entire conversation was her indirect way of letting me know that is what she wants.

She's crafty - when we go shopping I will tell her to use my card to buy an outfit/purse/shoes/etc on me. Then she asks “budget?” and I tell her and she will then go slightly over and then Venmo me the difference.

On 12/16/2025 at 6:30 PM, nnm said:

#23. Reacts with pleasure and delight to marital congress. 

Or, as Old Lodge Skins asked, "Does she demonstrate pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?"

 

On 12/21/2025 at 2:56 PM, BearSchlong said:

She's crafty - when we go shopping I will tell her to use my card to buy an outfit/purse/shoes/etc on me. Then she asks “budget?” and I tell her and she will then go slightly over and then Venmo me the difference.

I remember when I had an allowance

We've had a giant, gym quality treadmill in the spare bedroom for several years, and you'll be shocked to hear that my wife never fucking used it. Well, she decided to start but it up and died after like 3 uses. It'll cost too much to fix so I said it's outta here. Yesterday was moving day. I didn't expect or really need any help, but my wife just had a couple of surgeries and couldn't help, regardless. I knew this. She knew this, too. But she felt like she had to stand behind me and whimper "I wish I could help" like 50 fucking times. I said I didn't need her to "help" other than opening the front door, and that her constant comments were the opposite of help. She didn't take the hint.

Then, as I'm maneuvering this huge fucking bastard treadmill through the narrow hall, she felt like she needed to chime in with "You've almost got it; You're doing great", as I struggled and swore. I finally had to drop the bomb and say that she was acting just like my mother, who was a great person but felt like she just had to micromanage everything, even if she was just watching. Feelings were hurt, along with my back, but I finally got it out of the house. For the cherry on top, she felt like she had to walk me outside, like a mother taking her kid to the bus stop. I said "I know where I'm going, you can wait here" and she stomped away.

Fuck treadmills

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