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3 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I don't know what I just watched but it made me so happy.

It was the equivalent of South Africa batting, bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, nobody out, 3-0 count and Australia has a middle infielder pitching in game 7 of the WS.

And South Africa fucks it up.  As usual.

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2 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I asked you first.

What are you alleging is fake news? Be specific.

I was already extremely specific. Not debatable

What's even more funny is none of us have even bothered to give a single neg to this yarpie.

1 minute ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

What's even more funny is none of us have even bothered to give a single neg to this yarpie.

Fake mews

What's even more funny is none of us have even bothered to give a single neg to this yarpie.

Why would we? So long as they aren’t violent, unbalanced people on the internet can be a hoot.
14 hours ago, Bateshorn said:

Those employment numbers are weird AF.  It looks like everywhere except government is hiring like gang busters, except ADP and unemployment insurance are not showing the same thing, and tax collections are plummeting, so wages are not matching hiring.  Must be some sort of part time rehire bump associated with both reopenings and business adjusting to a long term lower output future.

I'd slow my roll if I were him, you may very well see a pretty aggressive adjustment in coming months, but that ain't his style.

Unemployment numbers don’t count people not looking for work. Those numbers are astronomical because to get unemployment now you don’t have to prove you are actually looking for work.

Just now, GotThatFire said:

*Insert gif instead of words*

Bro, you are trolling hard. What words are you looking for? All you'll do, regardless of what I post, is reply with one of a handful of far right mantras. 

37 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

The best your party has to offer is a racist sex creep with dementia. 

Every accusation is a confession.

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Every accusation is a confession.

I don’t understand, is that some Woodrow Wilson shit?

40 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

And to be honest, the remake with Archie Bunker and that young colored boy was pretty good too (trying to keep up with the times with my racist lingo, y'all).

Yeah, until the black guy and Archie's son went on coke benders. They called Carl Weathers for the save but it was too little, too late.

1 minute ago, GotThatFire said:

I don’t understand, is that some Woodrow Wilson shit?

I don’t expect you to understand a goddamn thing I say trump troll.

4 minutes ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Bro, you are trolling hard. What words are you looking for? All you'll do, regardless of what I post, is reply with one of a handful of far right mantras. 

Far right mantras? What does that mean, like way over here to my right?

5 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

I debate that. See? You're wrong. Just humor us. Tell us what you think is fake news. 

The most you’ll get is me replying to myself, so you can see what I’ve already posted... are you too stupid to view the previous page of the thread you’re reading? I can help with that, too.

Just now, GotThatFire said:

Far right mantras? What does that mean, like way over here to my right?

The most you’ll get is me replying to myself, so you can see what I’ve already posted... are you too stupid to view the previous page of the thread you’re reading? I can help with that, too.

Why are you Here? Your hero is done.

1 minute ago, GotThatFire said:

 

The most you’ll get is me replying to myself, so you can see what I’ve already posted... are you too stupid to view the previous page of the thread you’re reading? I can help with that, too.

I'm a totally different person than you, so that's 2 things you're wrong about. What is the fake news you are alleging?

2 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

* Insert pathetic sock here that goes and negs all your posts*

Negged.

3 hours ago, GotThatFire said:

Block and ignore all opposition!! 
 

This is why people call you a soy boy

Holly shit its tjhooker back again with a new more fortified rep sock. 

I guarantee you this is the same guy.

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Who was the shagger who always used the phrase "soy boy"?

I'm not known for my restraint or tact, but if I ever say something as lame as "soy boy", somebody call in a hit.

Tjhooker. Its him. The guy who had never heard of the phrase “take your ball and go home.” Such an obscure phrase. Lol.

I am so hurt that you used your rep sock to neg all my posts you must feel so good.

are you pussies really that terrified of different opinions within your little echo chamber here? One fake news call out and you all go in to panic

You must have been doing this shit for years without a single person coming in here and calling you out on your fakeness lulz

Just now, JimmyJames said:

Tjhooker. Its him. The guy who had never heard of the phrase “take your ball and go home.” Such an obscure phrase. Lol.

Fake news

1 minute ago, GotThatFire said:

I am so hurt that you used your rep sock to neg all my posts you must feel so good.

are you pussies really that terrified of different opinions within your little echo chamber here? One fake news call out and you all go in to panic

You must have been doing this shit for years without a single person coming in here and calling you out on your fakeness lulz

Dah you should take ball and go home. Such crazy American phrase. Make no sense. Why take ball and go home when I have no ball? You American crazy, that for sure. 

You have somebody on your own team that checks the IP of everybody who goes against you. Why don’t you just go ahead and get that shit out of the way

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

Dah you should take ball and go home. Such crazy American phrase. Make no sense. Why take ball and go home when I have no ball? You American crazy, that for sure. 

Intriguing. Is this your racist generalization of all foreign speaking races?

4 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

I am so hurt that you used your rep sock to neg all my posts you must feel so good.

are you pussies really that terrified of different opinions within your little echo chamber here? One fake news call out and you all go in to panic

You must have been doing this shit for years without a single person coming in here and calling you out on your fakeness lulz

Brisket threatened to kill me! I demand justice from board? Ban him no? Why no ban? 

Please dear Lord, ban all opposing voices. I am a pathetic piece of shit, thank you Almighty moderators

25 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


Why would we? So long as they aren’t violent, unbalanced people on the internet can be a hoot.

Because some of us are toe down fucked up and ready to let those on the internet that are wrong realize how wrong they are.

That's why.

Ok now I'm really fucking drunk.
Can you fuckers please stick to just pictures and video snips of less than 30 seconds?  I really can't focus on shit like words and stuff.  Too difficult.
Now I know the state a dotard supporter lives in 24 / 7 / 365.

narbecue...
48 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

 

Maybe the last thing I thought I'd see.  

3 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Because some of us are toe down fucked up and ready to let those on the internet that are wrong realize how wrong they are.

That's why.

You don’t have to tell yourself on the Internet that yourself is wrong. There are ways to help you it won’t take long. Mental illness can be cured. I do it every day

12 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Tjhooker. Its him. The guy who had never heard of the phrase “take your ball and go home.” Such an obscure phrase. Lol.

poop videos inbound

Race card is not working! Activate homosexual sock so we can try sexuality card!

 

lulz

Look this latest troll is another sock incarnation of tjhooker who created the greatest thread in this board’s history where he accused Brisket of threatening of trying to kill him. The fact that it was right after a UT football loss just added fuel to the fire. He’s an idiot from Europe who had never heard of the phrase “take your ball and go Home” and after being called on that, disappeared.  Now he’s back with a new handle.

Activate socks!

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
pathetic.

I’m thinking that in my super pathetic story based on your love life, the phrases “crying while masturbating” and “activate socks” are probably going to work together somehow....I’m definitely workshopping this...
Just now, Brisketexan said:


I’m thinking that in my super pathetic story based on your love life, the phrases “crying while masturbating” and “activate socks” are probably going to work together somehow....I’m definitely workshopping this...

Count me as “super surprised” that you are masturbating constantly to this

4 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

that moment when you think to yourself, yep, today’s the day i’m gonna show all those trump haters on surly what’s what. 

He pulled up in his truck and jumped out with a chainsaw on this thread.

3 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Look this latest troll is another sock incarnation of tjhooker who created the greatest thread in this board’s history where he accused Brisket of threatening of trying to kill him. The fact that it was right after a UT football loss just added fuel to the fire. He’s an idiot from Europe who had never heard of the phrase “take your ball and go Home” and after being called on that, disappeared.  Now he’s back with a new handle.

I bet your first name is Tom.

Count me as “super surprised” that you are masturbating constantly to this

Sometimes I pause to scratch my balls, fart, and burp. But I have to make sure “talk to text” isn’t on, or folks will mistake it for a “got that fire” post.
4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I’m thinking that in my super pathetic story based on your love life, the phrases “crying while masturbating” and “activate socks” are probably going to work together somehow....I’m definitely workshopping this...

P.m. me dude. I can teach you how to make your wife feel like a woman so you don’t have to post in the CR every day of your life.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


Sometimes I pause to scratch my balls, fart, and burp. But I have to make sure “talk to text” isn’t on, or folks will mistake it for a “got that fire” post.

SNIIIFFFFFF

Friday night fonzanoon 

 

3 minutes ago, GotThatFire said:

I bet your first name is Tom.

Tom. As in, Tom PETTY. Get it, dumbass?

I mean the dud has been obviously repping himself to build up to this, his greatest moment. I’m not a mod but if it were up to me I’d just ban him on general principles.

1 minute ago, JimmyJames said:

I mean the dud has been obviously repping himself to build up to this, his greatest moment. I’m not a mod but if it were up to me I’d just ban him on general principles.

I’m quite certain that this can be proven as fake news. If of course, your dictators were benevolent. 

1 minute ago, GotThatFire said:

I’m quite certain that this can be proven as fake news. If of course, your dictators were benevolent. 

Your English sucks dude. 

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