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Baker Mayfield is a piece of shit catchall thread

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6 hours ago, F250 said:

 

Her at the time and it was a one time beej, not a mistress. According to her there wasn't even a kiss just the beej. 

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new information has come to light - I stand corrected.

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7 hours ago, F250 said:

 

Her at the time and it was a one time beej, not a mistress. According to her there wasn't even a kiss just the beej. 

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The dialogue culminating in that transaction must've been titillating. The story reads more like an ex-groupie trying to cash in with TMZ on her 15 minutes of fame. She was hardly a "mistress".

No, I'm not defending Mayfield.

Baker Mayfield has less than 75 yds passing with 10 min left in the 3rd Q…

 

trash

Just now, lilMAC25 said:

Baker Mayfield has less than 75 yds passing with 10 min left in the 3rd Q…

 

trash

Just got shoulder checked by Mukuba after the 4th and 3 stop 😂

He finally cracked 100 after that long TD play.

Mayfield leads his team inside the 15 with a chance to tie..

 

moronic INT. 

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I thought it was a drunken bj at the cheese cake factory parking lot. “Mistress” seems like a bit much. 

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Eat shit, Baker.

Looks like the Falcons won. Nice.

On 11/24/2025 at 10:06 AM, Vic Mackey said:

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Of course this dumb piece of shit latched on. He is a curse.

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