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10 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

He apparently got into a fist fight with an assistant coach.

shaka always preaches about connectedness. This guy was taking notes

rumors flying on twitter that the altercation was actually with shaka, not an assistant. MU official twitter ain’t making things any better lol.

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Uhhhhhh, official school accounts should not respond to Xitter rumors

On 12/28/2025 at 5:41 PM, Derka said:

That's awesome. Like the Clippers sending Chris Paul home because he was attempting to instill leadership and accountability.

Guarantee that dude was sick of the BS.

Betting against Shaka's squad has been a pretty reliable wager this year as they are 2-10-1 ATS this season. I look at the lines tonight and I see 10-2 Seton Hall GETTING 1.5 pts vs 5-8 Marquette. Yes please. I'll keep betting against Shaka until the linesmakers wake up.

39 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Marquette with a commanding 10 point second half lead

No such thing with Shaka at the wheel.

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Thank you shaka....again.

The natives are getting restless in Milwaukee

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53 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Marquette with a commanding 10 point second half lead

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13 minutes ago, Blotto said:

No such thing with Shaka at the wheel.

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Thank you shaka....again.

The natives are getting restless in Milwaukee

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Seton hall is garbage! How did we choke that one?? You’d think the records were reversed.

kenpom just dropped a new metric, and it is brutal for dirty shaka and the boys.

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only one team in the country averages closer two point attempts than marquette.

Avg 2PA Dist: 2nd

2P FG%: 270th

lololol

On 12/31/2025 at 11:03 AM, Derka said:

He made a shitty comment on his way out the door here about going to a place where the fans care about basketball. Fuck you Shaka.

Shaka's team 5-9 and 0-3 in conference 😋 currently playing UConn on NBC right now...

people don’t make a big enough deal out of the fact that shaka smart used to just show up at his players’ dorms during their off time and invite himself in to hang out. imagine being 18-19, you’re a scholarship athlete at UT, and your coach is showing up at your dorm at night and then letting himself in to hang out with you and your friends, like that’s normal, or cool. shit is truly embarrassing.

it was also very telling, exactly which players dorms he would show up at:

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definitely a great idea, openly treating your players differently based on their skin color.

It’ll be nice when Shaka gets fired, has to take a job at some shitty small school, and I don’t have to hear about him anymore (barring some lucky run again).

6 hours ago, MuellerHorn said:

It’ll be nice when Shaka gets fired, has to take a job at some shitty small school, and I don’t have to hear about him anymore (barring some lucky run again).

100%. WGAF what he’s up to? A “Point and Laugh at Sean Miller” thread is more relevant …

i hope that shaka smart coaches basketball for the next 50 years, continually moving downward until he’s coaching parochial middle school girls basketball in roanoke, where he will see me in the stands for every one of his shitty ass team’s games, basking in his perpetual failure as both a coach and a man.

me at shaka’s funeral/burial:

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No offense, but I would suggest that it is not good for one's soul or health to carry around a grudge for years and years. Especially over such a minor trivial thing as college sports.

He hasn't been our coach for 5+ years now. Time to move on. For your own good, not his.

2 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

100%. WGAF what he’s up to?

33 minutes ago, MotownHorn said:

No offense, but I would suggest that it is not good for one's soul or health to carry around a grudge for years and years. Especially over such a minor trivial thing as college sports.

He hasn't been our coach for 5+ years now. Time to move on. For your own good, not his.

8 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

No offense, but I would suggest that it is not good for one's soul or health to carry around a grudge for years and years. Especially over such a minor trivial thing as college sports.

He hasn't been our coach for 5+ years now. Time to move on. For your own good, not his.

Bro shut the fuck up and leave him alone you twat.

I said a very nice positive thing intended to be helpful.

You can fuck off, asshole.

11 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

No offense, but I would suggest that it is not good for one's soul or health to carry around a grudge for years and years. Especially over such a minor trivial thing as college sports.

He hasn't been our coach for 5+ years now. Time to move on. For your own good, not his.

No offense to the Orientals but we call them jap plays....these types of posts crack me up. Let me hep ya oh Brother Derka...

how is Detroit these days, by the way?

2 hours ago, MotownHorn said:

I said a very nice positive thing intended to be helpful.

You can fuck off, asshole.

You know exactly what you're doing and it shits up the basketball board. Think you've been temp-banned for it multiple times now already. Everyone in this thread is here to make fun of Shaka Smart - outside of the virtue signalers who I guess were cool with him wasting six years of Texas basketball. You're welcome to goad any of the other posters here that still like to see the guy fail - you don't need to keep attacking the same poster over and over again.

You know why Derka hates him so much? Because he cares more about Texas basketball than anyone here. Leave him alone or go fuck with him on one of the quarterback threads that I don't care about.

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