Jump to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Surly Horns

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Featured Replies

  • Replies 64.3k
  • Views 4.7m
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Most Popular Posts

Posted Images

On 4/1/2025 at 12:41 PM, Steamboat1874 said:

I would rather eat that than their shitty donuts.

You better shut your whore mouth!

5 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

.b0f5a5cc3c83ca0762c71688a369f6a6.jpg

Steve Martin - teach your kids to talk wrong.  When they have to go to the bathroom, teach them to say "May I mumbo-jumbo to the banana patch?"

 

That's the kind of worthless trivial memories floating around in my brain, not useful stuff like people's names...

43 minutes ago, SurlyGator said:

Steve Martin - teach your kids to talk wrong.  When they have to go to the bathroom, teach them to say "May I mumbo-jumbo to the banana patch?"

 

That's the kind of worthless trivial memories floating around in my brain, not useful stuff like people's names...

* May I momo dog face in the banana patch?"

I listened that album over and over as a kid.  I make obscure references all the time that no one gets but me.  Most often - "It's like those French have a different word for everything!"

What happened, what happened?

He spoke French!

 

Totally the same.  Sorry for the thread derail, back to stupid FB shit...

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...
Football ... Basketball ... Baseball ... Other Sports ... Futbol ... 🤫995🤫 ... Gambling ... Movies & TV ... Music ... Hobbies ... Lulz ... Food & Travel ... Daily Texan ... Business & Markets ... Cloak Room ... Help ... For Sale ... Board Discussion ... Advertise... Tailgate Donations

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.