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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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6 hours ago, Fudbelty said:


We’ve been losing this lead since March 30th. Beat it, nerd.

Hey not all of us can lose by 16. Chill. 

While (almost) losing the lead in the division the team continues its climb to the top of the majors in blown saves. 23 blown in 47 attempts.  

That shitastic 51% conversion rate is 4th worst in the league. Everyone worse than the Rangers is at least 25 games under .500.

 

 

 

10 hours ago, gsoda3 said:

Who's having the worst august out of Zeke, adolis, sborz, and will smith?

Smith is a fucking Astros plant, so he's been quite successful.

A solid 10 earned runs in 8.1 August innings pitched.

What's seemingly insane to me is that we still have a 1 game lead despite a 7 game losing streak. I guess all the "heart of a champion" talk out of Houston is just talk, because any team with that fight and that dog in them would have seized the opportunity and bit our jugular from our throats and wouldn't look back. 

At this point I'm more worried about the M's than the Astros.

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Who's having the worst august out of Zeke, adolis, sborz, and will smith?

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4 hours ago, Wally Pryor said:

While (almost) losing the lead in the division the team continues its climb to the top of the majors in blown saves. 23 blown in 47 attempts.  

That shitastic 51% conversion rate is 4th worst in the league. Everyone worse than the Rangers is at least 25 games under .500.

 

 

 

And still 3rd best record on the AL for now, but that seems like it’s headed towards better correlation with the relief pitching numbers. 

Who's going to fuck it up today...so many to choose from.

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2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Dead C gets to play.

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Can he throw middle relief?

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He can't hit it. 

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Good fucking God Dunning. 

I'm not liking our chances if we have to pull our starter through 0.2.

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Honestly should have just fucking pulled him before that AB. 

This may be the worst start I've seen from us all year. He has nothing. 

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Mitch the kid trying to turn this around. 

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Damn Hedges just told ss to go fuck himself. 

Let's see how we leave him on. 

Marcus K is a good start. 

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Gonna be 7-1 soon, O. Get ready. 

This team is fucking imploding

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This shitty ump is giving DD as much help as he can.

Good for Joey. That's 3 balls that ump has rung him up on in 2 PA.

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He's no worse than any other shitty ump with an opinion on how the strike zone should appear that suffers from the rule book....which is nearly fucking all of them.

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Excited No Way GIF by MLB

Up 4-1 to a team that can't buy a win and you IW Garver.

What a dipshit. 

What is gray still in the state?

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And Jank hits into a DP.

Christ we're a fucking joke right now. 

Well, maybe just one more batter

1 minute ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

We should @Guadaloopy, but he'll be here at some point anyway. 

I accidentally posted in here once and immediately erased it.  But sure, I’m here to eat some shit.    My team has been feeding it to me constantly, so I might as well have some more.  

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Four innings to lock up the division for another night. 

New strategy, I say we try to lose.  Cause we can't do anything we try to do.

Swung at the worst pitch of the AB

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That was fucking annihilated. 

I'm just laughing at this point. We are so fucking bad right now. 

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Perez was a sub 3 ERA guy for 2 months now he can't even get through 2 innings. 

Perez was a sub 3 ERA guy for 2 months now he can't even get through 2 innings. 
He's been very average his entire career.

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