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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?

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That just says it all doesn’t it

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How about internet tough guys? When can they fuck off?

Sweetheart I'm much more than an internet tough guy. It's probably best for you that's all you know me as. Now pipe down

Our right fielder has the reaction time of an 80 year old woman

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I turn on the game to this shit sandwich of an inning. 

I'm glad I ordered some Woodford Reserve before liquor stores close until Monday. Going to need it since my Hennessy almost gone. 

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1 minute ago, Herbie Hancock said:


Turn it off. Now damnit

I flipped to LSU/Ole Miss for a bit.

How the fuck did we get out of that?

1 minute ago, NorthLoop said:

Jesus Josh tag 3rd

Same thing I thought. But I couldn't tell how much ground the 2nd base runner was making on him or if he felt he couldn't get there in time. Just glad he made an accurate enough throw.

I flipped to LSU/Ole Miss for a bit.
How the fuck did we get out of that?

You answered your own question
1 minute ago, ztejas said:

I flipped to LSU/Ole Miss for a bit.

How the fuck did we get out of that?

Seattle flew out for 2nd out. Grounded out to 3rd to end the inning. 

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2 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:


You answered your own question

I mean... maybe. I missed last night's game.

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Six more just don't think about it. 

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Keep it up. Lord knows we need the fucking help.

Be pretty cool if the DBacks could do ANYTHING so we could take it easy.  
Dbacks are fucking dorky losers.
27 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Guess this answers tomorrow's starter. 

Aroldis?

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How about a leadoff triple?

Get him home.

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Bottom of the order. 5 run lead. No fucky shit. 

7 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Dbacks got 1st & 2nd no outs in the 7th

nevermind, Arizona suuuuuucks, fuck those guys

just win tonight and win tomorrow

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2 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Fuckstick Ketel Marte K'd on 3 pitches with loaded, 1 out. 

And on the same fucking pitch all 3 times.

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Finally!

Now just keep Aroldis off the mound for the postseason and this team might actually win something.

 

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