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Not to mention their manager is the fucking retard motherfucker who along with Beltran mastetminded our cheating scheme. So trust no one

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    I’m just glad I survived another season of being the official thread starter. Thank you all for your continued support in this emotional time.   In more ways than one with tonight’s result:

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JFC, did we forget how to field ground balls tonight?

There are more Asians in this game than I have seen in a long time.

Conner Wong

Yusei Kikuchi

Shay Whitcomb 

Robert Daniel Refsnyder

Masataka Yoshida 

Kyle Tuckerson

 

 

Cabbage and Whitcomb looked completely overmatched in their 1st ABs. Really could use Tucker and Bregman around now. 

In the grand scheme of things it doesn’t matter… but personally it would be nice to have some Asian players to root for on the Stros. 

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Lets see if the dildo crew 4-9 can get these guys in

Uhhh less of that man we don't need Yordan hurt

Oh the Boston dildo crew helped us out....thanks good sir

Nice check swing on a pitch in Livingston

Nice check swing on a pitch in Livingston

Cabbage likes to swing at shit 3 feet out of the zone and watch middle middle shit

Cabbage likes to swing at shit 3 feet out of the zone and watch middle middle shit
I was talking about Jake Meyers 3rd strike.
I was talking about Jake Meyers 3rd strike.

Fair enough, him too

You challenge that, but not the potential "catcher blocking the plate" play where no one knows how the fuck replay officials will call it because it is a poor rule.

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You challenge that, but not the potential "catcher blocking the plate" play where no one knows how the fuck replay officials will call it because it is a poor rule.

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Exactly 

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Kikuchi will probably work through all of this and we’ll lose on a 118 mph piss rocket off the bullpen. 

ugh

5 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Kikuchi will probably work through all of this and we’ll lose on a 118 mph piss rocket off the bullpen. 

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2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Fan reached over my balls Kalas. Thats a full row into the Crawford Boxes. 

Yeah, that ball hit that dude in the balls 

If I was Espada I'd be taking a baseball bat to something (Maybe Jake Meyers or Cabbage) to try to get these guys to pull their head out of their ass

1 minute ago, UTexasFight said:

Yeah, that ball hit that dude in the balls 

I couldn't see shit in the replay.

Oh... and Kikuchi should be allowed to kick everyone that committed an error in the dick

This ump has missed about 10 pitches at the bottom of the zone tonight 

they’ve all cancelled each other out, but he’s missed 10

Four gotdamn errors

Pena outta just fucking bunt every time he bats. That motherfucker gets on base with shit like that all the time. Kinda like Bergman’s pop ups. But not. 

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