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Hey, I’m in Austin and I have fucking Spectrum.

If I purchase the mlb package, would i get the games, or do those fuckfaces black them out?

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He appeared to beat the throw but jumped off of it and Bregs kept the tag on. 

Almost got punched by the ump. 

It would be optimal if we scored a run

46 minutes ago, Overlord said:

Hey, I’m in Austin and I have fucking Spectrum.

If I purchase the mlb package, would i get the games, or do those fuckfaces black them out?

They black them out. I tried it a couple of years ago. Can't even watch the opponent's broadcast. 

How does Tyler White have a waist size twice as big as Joey Chestnut’s? 

Gotta do something with all these free bases. Geez

That's gonna come back and bite us in the anus

Just now, thetruth said:

Do a positive Jake!

lol jk fml 

That's gonna come back and bite us in the anus
We're DPing ourselves in the anus

Guess the whole crew was asleep on that pitch. But a great job by JV. 

Well, who didn't see this coming?

Send Devo and Springer to the same shrink and ask about a volume discount. 

9 minutes ago, UTHornFan014 said:

We are allergic to scoring when Verlander pitches

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He really does seem to get the Clemens treatment

Don't pinch hit here, let Reddick hit

2 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Don't pinch hit here, let Reddick hit

Or not

Friendly reminder....last two games I've attended have been walk off wins.

I'm in the house bitches!

This offense just makes life too hard on our pitchers. And our fans.

2 minutes ago, Player said:

Why? What is Pettis thinking there?

It's a contact play, not really on pettis. That's AJs call

Good Lord, why is Tyler white on the team? What's the deal with JD Davis, he hurt or dead? Seen more than enough from Tyler

It's a contact play, not really on pettis. That's AJs call
Super fucking unlucky too that it was hit straight to Abreu. Would've helped if he had to go to his right or something, but it was literally straight to him
6 minutes ago, Mez2 said:

Good Lord, why is Tyler white on the team? What's the deal with JD Davis, he hurt or dead? Seen more than enough from Tyler

So much this. I've had enough. JD showed some spark before being send down, and at least can play two fielding positions. 

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