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HPU is missing a shit-ton.  Goptdam bring on the automated B&S.  Get the game fucking right.

Just now, David Dennison said:

This is about to get sideways.

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Not scoring that inning was some Astros type shit.

Just now, Scraps said:

Not scoring that inning was some Astros type shit.

 

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What is Correa not swinging at strike 3 cheddar?

1 minute ago, Limp Brisket said:

I feel like I’m watching a first place 2013 Astros.  It’s weird.

You mean last place 

1 minute ago, David Dennison said:

Nice catch.

 

hbp and 5 star catch, great game for him 

Walker with the great approach to 1st base on what should have been a double lmao

9 minutes ago, Limp Brisket said:

I feel like I’m watching a first place 2013 Astros.  It’s weird.

This is a great description of what watching this 2025 team has been like 

3 now for Diaz this month thanks to Walker

1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

Yainer Diaz is a fucking GIDP savant. 

Savant. Would be 4th for the month if Baltimore 2B wasn’t a waterhead. 

"8 swings and misses on curves/ sliders"

yeah some of it is the Astros, but HPU has an evolving strike zone that sucks ass, as well.

Ford and Sparks talking about the exact trip I took to Detroit this time of year a couple of years ago.

ford museum

hitting the Motown museum

impressed at how good the city/downtown area is doing 

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1 minute ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I love Arrighetti stuff. It’s absolutely electric. 

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he already took two balls deep / just foul, throw him sweepers 

who care if he walks 

flaherty is dealing 

 

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1 minute ago, tx 3 putt said:

flaherty is dealing 

 

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I mean- is he or do we just fucking blow?  My bet on latter. 
but that was a horse fucking shit call. 

5 minutes ago, Hornsbay22 said:

Diaz has to be close to setting the record for GIDP

12 times.  he doesn't even lead the squad.

Jim Rice has the record at 36.  Correa at 14 and Tuve at 13.

Just turned it on.  I forgot about the start time.

We gettin’ no hit?

This team is a shit box.

That Correa fire lasted about 3 days.

And…….. we’re done here.

yeah we are done. doubt we even make the playoffs now with the performance of this team over the last 30+ gms

Does Scott know that he is about to pitch like 3 innings then get DFA again? Is someone gonna let him know?

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