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1 hour ago, YGIFS said:

No, I am not married to Bob Cobb.  But she make an excellent Cobb salad.  

even better than the Big Salad at Monk's.  

One thing I appreciated about Monk's was the reasonable prices.

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Well, let me remind you of something!  You wouldn't be here if it wasn't for me and my helmet!

I saved your life! You would be dead!

Dead! You would cease to exist! You would be gone for the rest of eternity! Can you even begin to comprehend what that means!?!?

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Saw this earlier when I couldn't fall back to sleep around 4am.  We've referenced it before, but it's an article and screen-shots of the "hidden" Seinfeld episode involving Elaine and a gun purchase they bailed on halfway-thru.  Apparently Jason sold his copy of the script for a charity auction and somebody finally got around to posting a portion of it.  It was decided, during rehearsal that it was too dark even for Larry David.  Supposedly, some footage of just them setting up blocking and movement exists somewhere on tape, but no studio audience filming ever took place.  The episode was shitcanned and they just moved on to the next episode, despite protests from Larry Charles:  

https://www.cracked.com/article_41956_hero-seinfeld-fan-finally-releases-script-from-banned-episode-the-bet.html

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23 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I will not tolerate infestation!

I think we're all likely humorous IRL, with original funniness.  But there is not a May that goes by when the bugs start getting into our house that I don't scream this on a near daily basis.  And hearing my wife shout it as she kills a mosquito or tree-roach in a dead ringer voice for Frank Costanza.  

Four Seasons quotes by Frank Costanza in my home:

February---"And you turn my home into.  Into, Bourbon Street."

May---"I will not tolerate infestation!" 

August---"She was sickly from the moment I met her!"  

December---"And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the Airing of the Grievances!"  

I think somewhere in there, we talk about our children and make a grocery list.  

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I wonder if anyone has figured out how many episodes Larry David has a voiceover in. All of the Steinbrenner ones of course, but he does the voice of so many characters in the background of so many random episodes. I would bet it’s upwards of like 75%. It’s remarkable. 

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While we joke about never seeing Lomez or Bob Sacamano.  Speaking of being close with family, you never see George' s brother nor Elaine's sister, Gail.  We know the four are all childless, but we know Jerry and George's parents gleefully well.  We see Elaine's father and Cosmo's Mother.  But we never see anything of their siblings despite a few mentions.  I mean, Frank Stallone got more screentime as the oddball sibling in "Rocky II" than Gail Benes gets in 9 seasons of "Seinfeld."  But yes, painfully close with the family.  

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It's crazy to me that in real life, Michael Richards served in the U.S. Army during the Cold War in West Germany (1970-72).  served as a medic and a member of a military theatrical group, and discharged early for reasons unknown.  Jerry Stiller's time in Korea would make sense given his age, would have been 23-26 years of age.  Was thinking maybe there was a chance that Cosmo served under him Frank was an NCO.  Ah well, another fun piece of fan fiction to contemplate.  Maybe Elaine's dad's airplane gunner who had his brains blown out all over Korea knew Frank's cooking and just couldn't take it anymore.  Buddy couldn't handle it?  Then Howie survived?  

Y'all would know, wasn't there an episode where it's briefly mentioned that either Seinfeld or George served in the Coast Guard right before/after college?  Why do I remember that?  

 

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