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On 10/26/2025 at 6:04 PM, futureman said:

shrinks.

that was painful to look at.  too bad you can’t edit.

also, LIKE A FRIGHTENED TURTLE. 

 

11 hours ago, Kel Varnsen said:

At least he didn't use too many exclamation points.

Oh dear.

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8 minutes ago, Da Fino said:

Well, how could he not be? Living in that cramped little apartment, that outdated furniture, so terribly un-Karl-Farbman-like.

You look like you could use a...

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Kramer: So, then you asked yourselves, "Isn't there something more to life?"

Jerry: Yes. We did.

Kramer: Yeah, well, let me clue you in on something. There isn't.

Jerry: There isn't?

Kramer: Absolutely not. I mean, what are you thinking about, Jerry:? Marriage? Family?

Jerry: Well...

Kramer: They're prisons. Man made prisons. You're doing time. You get up in the morning. She's there. You go to sleep at night. She's there. It's like you gotta ask permission to use the bathroom. Is it all right if I use the bathroom now?

Jerry: Really?

Kramer: Yeah, and you can forget about watching TV while you're eating.

Jerry: I can?

Kramer: Oh, yeah. You know why? Because it's dinner time. And you know what you do at dinner?

Jerry: What?

Kramer: You talk about your day. How was your day today? Did you have a good day today or a bad day today? Well, what kind of day was it? Well, I don't know. How about you? How was your day?

Jerry: Boy.

Kramer: It's sad , Jerry. It's a sad state of affairs..

Jerry: I'm glad we had this talk.

Kramer: Oh, you have no idea.

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