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9 hours ago, Blanton said:

I heard this one applied to the Frost Bank Tower, but it is actually an owl, which is kinda freaky (a Rice owl, perhaps?).

That's debunked all over the place, but I could swear I read an article a few years ago where some Frost muckity muck was asked about it and he laughed and would neither confirm nor deny the Rice connection. This guy was a Rice grad in my memory, and he sort of insinuated that the Rice connection was there...But it wasn't bank president Pat Frost. He went to Vanderbilt for undergrad and got his MBA in Austin. It wasn't any of the architects -- none of them had an Owl connection either. I must just be making up that memory.

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2 hours ago, Reagan1k said:

Loved this one . -  Guy hooks up with super hot chick during during spring break at S.P.I.  Fucks all night......Wakes up, she's gone, and on the bathroom mirror she's written "Welcome to the world of AIDS" in lipstick.

And by the way, World of AIDS is one of the lamest theme parks ever.

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10 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

And by the way, World of AIDS is one of the lamest theme parks ever.

I dunno, I thought the cocktail bar was nice albeit very expensive.  

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18 hours ago, phdhorn said:

Washington holding his Jefferson.

 

17 hours ago, luke duke said:

Washington holding his  Jefferson Johnson.
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Funny thing is though, e'erbody I knew called it his Jefferson although Johnson makes obvious sense.  I think Jefferson sounds better actually.

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18 hours ago, F250 said:

In the 90's, if you went to the Snake Farm in New Braunfels and asked them to break a $50 bill they would take you to the back rooms where the prostitutes were hanging out.

Reminds of when frats supposedly went to Boy’s Town in Laredo for rush events. 

I think eventually that got replaced with trips to New Orleans.

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8 hours ago, Celery Man said:

This lunatic and her shithead fuck buddy chopped a girl up in his apartment and then drove to Mexico.

Heard this one as well. I think the guy was a Delt? I’m pretty sure it’s a true story.

I’m not sure if there were any severed limbs involved, but it was straight up murder. 

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5 minutes ago, Blanton said:

Heard this one as well. I think the guy was a Delt? I’m pretty sure it’s a true story.

I’m not sure if there were any severed limbs involved, but it was straight up murder. 

Yes he was. They did chop up her body and tried to dissolve it using chemicals in his apartment tub.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Jennifer_Cave

Happened at the Orange Tree condos in West Campus.

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3 hours ago, Blanton said:

Reminds of when frats supposedly went to Boy’s Town in Laredo for rush events. 

I think eventually that got replaced with trips to New Orleans.

Not sure about rush but they damn sure did take the pledges there. This one idiot pledge brother of mine tried to give us a floor show but he couldn't get it up. The puta mocked his little dick in front of all of us. That guy did not return to Austin for his second semester.  

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5 minutes ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Not sure about rush but they damn sure did take the pledges there. This one idiot pledge brother of mine tried to give us a floor show but he couldn't get it up. The puta mocked his little dick in front of all of us. That guy did not return to Austin for his second semester.  

Well shit, I just found out that dude died nine years ago, at 39 years old. My previous post was bad and I feel bad about it. 

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5 hours ago, MaybeACoordinator said:

Not sure about rush but they damn sure did take the pledges there. This one idiot pledge brother of mine tried to give us a floor show but he couldn't get it up. The puta mocked his little dick in front of all of us. That guy did not return to Austin for his second semester.  

God damn that’s wild

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17 hours ago, Blanton said:

Reminds of when frats supposedly went to Boy’s Town in Laredo for rush events. 

I think eventually that got replaced with trips to New Orleans.

This is true. I went to boys town with my fraternity in 1996. Somebody probably should have died, but nobody did. 

We had 2 charter buses with kegs and TVs playing porn. When we got off the bus everyone was super drunk and ready to smash $20 whores. 

The last thing I remember that night was eating a “dog taco” outside of Papagayo (I think that’s what it was called). My next memory was waking up just as we passed the Erwin Center. 

Man... that was stupid. 

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1 minute ago, Gucci_Suit said:

This is true. I went to boys town with my fraternity in 1996. Somebody probably should have died, but nobody did. 

We had 2 charter buses with kegs and TVs playing porn. When we got off the bus everyone was super drunk and ready to smash $20 whores. 

The last thing I remember that night was eating a “dog taco” outside of Papagayo (I think that’s what it was called). My next memory was waking up just as we passed the Erwin Center. 

Man... that was stupid. 

Holy...shit

That’s fucking wild 

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3 minutes ago, Blanton said:

Holy...shit

That’s fucking wild 

Totally. One of the older guys in my frat was from The Valley and he took up a collection from the group before we got to Mexico. Then, when the federalis started to fuck with us he just money whipped them and we essentially used them as body guards. It was genius and came in handy when a couple of our dudes mouthed off to some locals. This was before the cartels, but there were definitely drug runners around. 

Every one of us was carrying around a modelo and our own bottle of cheap ass tequila. 

We went to the donkey show, the monkey show... one of the whore sat on my buddies lap and at the end of the night he threw his jeans away. I remember eating a dog taco next to him while he was wearing boxers, a pi phi t-shirt and redwing boots. 

Damn. 

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