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  1. I'm on the five year plan - had one 7mm polyp removed, test results pending. Scored a perfect 9 on the Boston Bowel Preparation Scale. Found the propofol underwhelming - one brief instant of intrigue and excitement before going to sleep, no dreams, and nothing much to report upon waking. Didn't feel much different than I do when I'm baked and fall asleep watching TV in the basement and then wake up and have to groggily make my way upstairs to bed, and even that was fairly fleeting. In addition to scheduling the next one for earlier in the day to minimize the time fasting, I'll also make sure to stop using my bidet and just "pat dry" earlier in the process. I think I caused myself a little undue tenderness... As I was walking out, the nurse asked if I had everything I came with. I replied, "Not quite everything!" which confused her until I held my index finger and thumb about 7mm apart, and then she got a real laugh.
  2. I spy a fun way to kill some time and a few brain cells...
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  4. 3pm. Seems like very poor planning on my part.
  5. Dear lord, this is not my normal morning routine! A sustained 30 second gurgleshitfart is certainly one way to start the day!
  6. This is definitely the correct forum.
  7. Under normal conditions, my bidet is just a straightforward part of the asshole cleaning process, blasting away detritus like it's designed to do. But today, its use is actually just a precursor to shitting again.
  8. Whenever you do end up getting new rotors, toss an old one through their window.
  9. I've currently got the 4L chilling in the fridge for a big night of shitting tonight. Seems pretty stupid that they don't have any measurement marks on the jug. Not too jazzed about my chicken broth lunch, and am not looking forward to having it again for dinner.
  10. Refreshing, Cookie Monstering, etc. have been ineffective.
  11. Currently a complete shitshow - this screenshot is one of the more legible pages I've seen in the past few minutes. Android, S24+
  12. The one I go to just charges your credit card for the total time from start to finish, regardless of which of the 12 presets you use. Pretty nice not to have to fumble with quarters, etc.
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