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NeverMarryAStripper

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  1. No wonder Bevo is Angry if he had to sift through seven years of Billy Liucci posts to come up with that
  2. I take Sebastian and my daughter's ugly chihuahua to the Tanglewood dog park every evening. There is a pretty good group of regulars who go. I tolerate the dog people, but I know every one of the regular dogs' names. It's my happy place. I guess I just don't relate well to people. Is there a name for an elderly single gentleman who lives alone with a house full of dogs, because that's how I envision my old age.
  3. I think I'll just wait on the real-life version in November
  4. Jesus, that didn't look like it even came close to warranting a bunch of riot cops. We had a worse protest my freshman year when they appointed Lorene Rogers as President and the administration just basically ignored it until everyone decided it was time to go have a beer
  5. I rarely post anything on Facebook, and I mainly use it to keep up with relatives and real-life acquaintances that I don't see very often. I have a number of people that constantly bombard me with MAGA Christian Nationalist shit, and I think this is a powerful message for them. I'm thinking about posting it and seeing how many unfriend me. Can you embed TikTok into Facebook?
  6. It might make it a little easier to persuade the reluctant students to participate in a little sexy time
  7. Why are the Round Rock cops and the FBI selling drugs to Greg Abbott?
  8. Somebody bought a house in my neighborhood and immediately put in artificial turf in the front yard. I used to walk Sebastian by it every evening counting down the days until the HOA made them rip it out. It was less than 30.
  9. That chart seems a little misleading to me as it seems to assume that the hacker knows the length and composition of your password
  10. He should have hired someone to follow her around videoing her and asking loudly why are you an ugly cunt ALL THE TIME.
  11. The umpire conference appears to have been properly held in compliance with Appendix E, Section 1 (d) & (e) of the NCAA 2023 and 2024 Baseball Rules Book. Also, whether or not a baserunner is hit by a batted ball is clearly not reviewable under Appendix E, Section 2 (a). This may have been an oversite by the rules committee since virtually every other base running situation is reviewable, but this play is clearly not reviewable. If Pierce got heaved because he was arguing for a replay then he needs someone on his staff who knows the rules.
  12. Last time I had to renew my kid’s passports I used the downtown library. It was quick and easy.
  13. When I was at UT French Fry was my CB handle because that was what all my friends called me
  14. When I’m sitting in the dark in a couple of months, I’ll be sure and wave at your trash as it floats past my house
  15. So Whitmire is refusing to meet with Harris County Commissioner Lina Hidalgo despite repeated requests by her. His spokesman says he will meet with her when the time is right. I guess 40 days from hurricane season isn’t right. I’m sure it has nothing to do with him being petty for her endorsing SJL (I think that was a mistake on her part) or him being a closet Republican.
  16. Make that mistake over there and you'll get stabbed
  17. I saw a MAGA bumper sticker today that I could get behind (actually I was behind it) Mothers Against Governor Abbot
  18. I'm not sure how getting a perm helps you get laid, but I'm assuming it must if it's a thing with teenage boys, at least based on my experience back in medieval times.
  19. But I bet you would eat her ass if she asked you to
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