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2021 OL Michael Myslinski


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1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

Time to sharpen the "getting an exact height measurement from an internet photo skills" 

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Tom Myslinski was listed at 6'3 when he played for the Jags per Pro Football Reference and Wikipedia.  Mike is slightly closer to the camera and has a shitload of hair, but using some highly advanced technology, I've enhanced the photo to show that Mike is clearly at least 6'4, and therefore all concerns about his frame and potential weight are entirely unfounded. That'll be $9.95. 

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This measurement is all fucked up.  You're not accounting for the differential in additional height that result from the fact that they're both trampling the weak during the picture.  The only way the sister stayed in the frame is that she's actually mid-hurdle of a corpse.

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On 8/6/2020 at 10:08 AM, golfclap said:

she's just the more mature version of the sister ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I need a pic from the backside to determine if it's 1,2 or 2,1. Everything looks pretty equal from the front. Mom may even have a slight edge.

Gotta love the fact the kid knew his freshman year he wanted to be a Horn.

 

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6 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

 

Time to sharpen the "getting an exact height measurement from an internet photo skills" 

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Tom Myslinski was listed at 6'3 when he played for the Jags per Pro Football Reference and Wikipedia.  Mike is slightly closer to the camera and has a shitload of hair, but using some highly advanced technology, I've enhanced the photo to show that Mike is clearly at least 6'4, and therefore all concerns about his frame and potential weight are entirely unfounded. That'll be $9.95. 

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