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Herpa Derpa

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  1. Some would say you could get a lifetime career's worth of clicks.
  2. The original Sydney Sweeney
  3. I thought that was implied when he said Stanton would walk up to Bellinger.
  4. TIL, I'm a member of a Japanese cult.
  5. It's a dry climate.
  6. Not true. Just needed one of the two, but got both anyway. Harsh, but true.
  7. Are you smooth brained or a water head?
  8. Shot. Chaser.
  9. Every game never played.
  10. I believe we are now in the post-season. The Oxford English Dictionary defines the preposition word post as subsequent to, later than; following, since. In other words, no longer in a given season. Play him and dare the NCAA to do fuck all about it.
  11. I can't, it has real potential for a wheels-off season.
  12. Career track says he enjoys variety. And since he already got pimp slapped by the Dodgers in the Fall Classic playing for the AL, maybe he's just looking for something different.
  13. Are you trying to tell me William Mack Brown was being a disingenuous fuck in an act of pouty self-victimization? Shocking.
  14. It's still crapping the bed even when it's uncontrollable diarrhea that last for 84+ years.
  15. TIL Moffitt likes to bake cakes and cookies.
  16. Cashman has yet to put together a complete roster this decade so I wouldn't hold my breath he won't fuck it up like he did when Cano walked. If you're focusing on the contract details, you're missing the forest for the trees. Cohen just bigdicked the Yankees for a HOF player that from all reports loved his time in the Bronx. The real winner of the tussle won't be known for years, but Hal just got shown the backhand and there's not a single thing Yankee fan can do to stop it from happening again whenever Cohen has an itch. The Madoffs are gone and the cross-town team now has an owner that spends and a real baseball man in Stearns. Just be thankful the Mets have a tougher road in the NL so the embarrassment will be limited in the near future.
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