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Herpa Derpa

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  1. Very true. Seattle's newest RB prospect:
  2. Terrible movie but did a reasonably decent job with Dorie.
  3. Aligning yourself with the wisdom of Michael Scott is certainly one way to go.
  4. The celebrity party was a consolation gift for Beth having to read about all the pretty people at Michael Rubin's bash. Biggest Hampton's celebrity shindig of the year and she's sitting at home with the cats. Howard's worth to the entertainment world has entered the realm of diminishing value. No one under 40 gives a shit. At. All. Pity for Beth he'll still live to 100 and she'll finally get a pittance when she's 85 after spending decades like a hermit. Probably not the life the Party Girl imagined when she bagged her catch.
  5. Knowing how vapid and shallow Howard and Beth are in their thoughts and opinions, it really makes me question the folks that choose to spend time with them.
  6. For even more fun ask your local aggy why they refer to Tennessee as TU.
  7. This guy gets it. When all you'll ever do is just watch championships being played by others probably best to just lay back and enjoy.
  8. Heavy alcohol abuse and dementia are two peas in a pickled pod and start out as a pretty tight venn diagram of symptoms before the dementia effectively neutralizes the alcohol impact. I would be shocked if a man that consumes alcohol the way he has for the past 40 years didn't have some brain damage.
  9. What I love about this clip is the utter futility of the aggy corp turd. He tries to kick the SMU cheerleader who absorbs the kick and barely appears to flinch. When his initial threat does nothing he starts to set up with the blade for a little poking only to have SMU guy swat it away like a gnat, then when he sees others coming towards him he starts to retreat only to be barely shoved by a guy leaning forward. A shove that manages to send aggy heels over head bouncing his head off the turf. Oh aggy, how I admire your consistency of clownmanship.
  10. Depending on your age, you either are a thief or you got robbed.
  11. His questioning of the box office power of TC also raises a brow. Not like the guy has made $8.5 billion as a lead actor in cinema. But maybe he's right and middle america will flock to that FILM about a scientist in the 1940s or the surrealistic satire from an arthouse director about a girl's toy. No way can Tom Cruise be more inviting to the masses than those two options.
  12. And how long after a season ends do we still have to speak in spoilers?
  13. We laugh but the fact is the last Yankees dynasty arose during George's employment. Yankees would then win their first division, league, and WS titles in 15 years after hiring George. Helped build such a machine they would go on to win 4 of the next 5 WS.
  14. Not really. https://www.usintegrity.com/clients
  15. No worries, it's only love in this thread.
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