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Herpa Derpa

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  1. So....aggy.
  2. I too found myself under the yoke of the system with no available avenue for cynical assholery.
  3. Don't worry about it, we understand a Bama education doesn't allow you to count all the way to 25.
  4. That's what the simulator wants you to believe.
  5. Geography is always the biggest plot hole in post-apocalypse movies. Was there a 24 hour meteor shower that covered the whole world? If noise plus water kill, then Tony already taught us the strategy:
  6. Curtis Thigpen. Taylor Teagarden. Cameron Rupp. There is a higher standard to be met. The time for lowered expectations is over.
  7. True. Now we laugh at cats that are aliens and use their hidden tentacles to eat stuff like people.
  8. tallest midget, smartest on the short bus, shiniest penny, etc., etc.
  9. Joey got banned and don't play with Nathan no more.
  10. When listening to an aggy, you must always start with the premise that they are lying.
  11. Hawaii sounds great, but would probably be way too expensive to be a real option. Give me Tennessee with Memphis and Nashville.
  12. 3. Big 10 doesn't have any interest whatsoever in aggy. They wanted Nebraska. As usual, aggy has a great plan that has no basis in reality or displays an understanding of how they are viewed by the world. My ugly wife don't want me? Well then I'll just marry a supermodel.
  13. The saddest part is using the word natty.
  14. Ahem. Hey, @Balcones get fucked you dipshit know-nothing. I will be pleasantly surprised if CDC made this announcement today with the hire coaching for a title tonight. Just don't think he would do that to the target.
  15. Aww, somebody can't balance on one leg. Bless her heart.
  16. Not as difficult when you're one too.
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