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Herpa Derpa

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  1. Kill the first mate of a shipwrecked voyage while still lost? You know nothing of sea curses, Cheeseweasel.
  2. The Snyder With Netflix Money Cut.
  3. Now, now. They made a big show of pretending it wasn't a sin anymore back in the 80s. And they obviously have no problem with Pacific Islanders.
  4. So a Kilgore 3 is an aggy Corp 10. Things that make you go 🤮
  5. Personally, I'd like go back to movie intermissions for anything over 2 hours. I understand the financial incentive to get the most showings per day, but I'm sure the theaters wouldn't mind a second concession run for each showing. Might even get more folks to show up for the 3 hour bloat fests.
  6. Never read the book so I don't know how the story is told in that medium, but I have to laugh at folks treating the movie like a Gibney documentary. The Blind Side movie did not make $300 million because it was the true and accurate feel-good story of Micheal Oher and the Tuoy family. It made $300 million because it was a Sandra Bullock vehicle with all of the obvious trappings of a vanity project. Pure Hollywood schlock with the stock dumbed-down athlete, the suspiciously glamorous white savior protagonist, the precocious kid with the timing of a 1950's borscht comic, and a plot that views reality as a vague suggestion. As others have shown on this thread, Oher knew from the beginning it was all a big fraudulent show. This baseless money grab would seem to suggest he's finally come to the realization he was just a minor player in the whole thing and there was no pot o' gold at the end of the rainbow.
  7. Meh, would rather have interconference pools. Mix the shit up.
  8. I'd take offense at that comment but I don't really have the energy.
  9. Is it gauche to wear a Beatles shirt while hanging with Paul? Kinda like wearing the band shirt to the concert, imo.
  10. Not a flagship. UA, ASU and NAU are all under one BOR since 1945. 100 or so pages back should have told ya.
  11. Lee Atwater is the name y'all be looking for. /cr Occam is clean shaven again.
  12. He does indie folk rock in Canada now.
  13. Now imagine it coming from the real Kitty. Something tells me her bite really hurt when she wanted.
  14. So Stanford guy flirts with Miss State before ending up at aggy. Guess he was done with school.
  15. The first time I saw this video as a kid I thought to myself, "man, that guy is old talking about when he was young". Now I watch it and think to myself, "man, I am old, Bruce looks like a kid."
  16. On the bright side, Swedish women hugging.
  17. Skinny had the mental edge and was first out of the blocks. But then he had to rely on the physical and that was all she wrote.
  18. Oh yeah. That's some hot scramble. I'll be in my late night dark room with headphones.
  19. I'm more intrigued by Jew Mexico. Is there a large Hassidic community in Taos previously unknown to me?
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