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Tex Pete

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  1. Fuck no. We stick to tradition when it comes to the biggest rivalry game in the SEC.
  2. Huh? And they say we’re the one who love dildoes?
  3. That dude is full of shit. When he was that age, he would never have even been invited to see those cars. He was too busy getting his head flushed in the toilet at band practice and his piccolo jammed up his ass.
  4. Why would she just go up and assume someone is someone else? Especially on camera? She’s a fucking idiot.
  5. I don’t even think this is a case of mistaking two black men for looking alike because they don’t. I think this reporter is just a fucking idiot.
  6. Yes, fast food bags of illegal money are where we draw the line! We used to have standards in the SEC! Damn you, Snakey!
  7. Hey, some dudes like swimming until they glow.
  8. It’s ok. They’re still the number 1 portal school, right?!
  9. Not Lake Bryan! That’s a world class destination! I was just reminiscing with Muffy about the summers we spent yachting around Lake Bryan when we were on break from our Swiss boarding school…
  10. I thought we already knew he was leaving.
  11. Not to mention those morons in the screenshots saying we get other fanbases penalized (or want them penalized) for doing it. That’s not a thing.
  12. The false narratives they fabricate and then attribute to us are truly fascinating. Like peeking in the window of a padded room in an insane asylum. I guess that's why they say "From the outside, you can't understand it. From the inside, you can't explain it." All true. Thankfully.
  13. Yeah? What did you think about Appalachian State? That’s still a team of front runners. Without a ton of talent and even less depth.
  14. Fuck these hoes. OU sucks.
  15. How can anyone even know that? That is like asking for eyewitnesses to their lone national championship. Or people who have survived an aggy wooden construction project.
  16. At some point, when someone keeps assuring you they’re potty trained and then shits on your shoes, yet again, you realize they’re completely detached from reality.
  17. Sounds like nerd shit, Poindexter.
  18. Tony Rogers’ ears still haven’t quit ringing from that game.
  19. Uh, they’ve been using the highway money for something other than highways at least since the mid-70s. There’s nothing to take.
  20. That fucktard.
  21. Just a matter of time before they start selling classroom desks and light fixtures to try to keep pace in NIL.
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