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GhostOfTomJoad

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  1. Are you ex-military? No, I got my job through the New York Times.
  2. Rutgers can't tackle for shit.
  3. Rutgers imploding in the 3rd. Scratch that. DPI wipes out the INT.
  4. @closetojumping so is Elko signing the pre-Madonna headcases because he and/or Klein think they're needed to generate offense, or are the money guys stepping in already & saying "we'll bring you the studs, it's your job to make 'em fit and bring us the wins"?
  5. Yep. The last thing Trump wants to do is work. He's fucking old and falling apart. He won the presidency which means he won his freedom plus a guaranteed few billion dollars in kickbacks. He'll be happy to let the toadies do the real work while he sets about to golf, rage tweet, and otherwise fuck over America and the free world as long as he benefits.
  6. I'd posit HG's best work is in the criminally underrated Bowfinger. Steve Martin wrote a script so good that Eddie Murphy was even able to be a great comedic actor for the first time in 15+ years. Graham playing the no-talent blonde bimbo trying to sleep her way to stardom was the perfect role.
  7. "Venables is just prepping them for the getting to the NFL and playing on a 53-man roster. It's all about development!" /sooners.
  8. The Sinatra estate (namely his daughter Tina) refusing to grant the rights to Frank's biopic is denying the world the chance at Scorsese's decades long dream project. He would absolutely deliver a masterpiece & the cast would be astounding. He was rumored to have been close to production as recently as a few months ago but it's been scuttled again. Apparently Tina Sinatra & a few others only want a glam piece. There's no way you can tell Sinatra's story without exposing his darker tendencies & connections.
  9. I don't know that either have ever been stars, but during a bout of insomnia this week I caught Killing Me Softly with Heather Graham and Jospeh Fiennes which is quite simply one of the dumbest piles of [emoji90] ever made. I think it was green lit simply due to the strength of Graham showing her awesome tits repeatedly throughout the movie. Neither of them can act for shit. Graham's range is somewhere between "look scared or maybe confused" and "do the same thing again but naked." Fiennes seems to focus all of his energy on making his 5 o'clock shadow grow.
  10. I guess I wasn't expecting LinkedIn to become the next hotspot for MAGATs to begin spewing their shit. Full disclosure my LI account has always been more of a formality that I had to ramp up my engagement in a few years ago after I was downsized. Since I've been in my new position I've been a little more active, but I mainly just use it to help colleagues as they continue to be shed from my former company every 9-12 months or so. Suddenly, I'm seeing connections of mine stanning for Hegseth, Vivek & Elon in my feed. That leads to me instantly deleting them from my contacts. Although I may miss some of the fun when it's their turn to have their face eaten off, I'm sure as shit not running the risk of being associated with that shit on my feed.
  11. Did you ever kill anyone? I hurt some guy's feelings once.
  12. The best non-traditional Christmas movie is L.A. Confidential.
  13. So...gonna fap first?
  14. It started with a shoulder check. Followed by throwing a coke on him, as is the protocol.
  15. On the kick ass side, just found out that our niece & nephew are both in Austin this xmas so we're going to meet up with them at BD Riley's at Mueller tomorrow afternoon and buy them some drinks while giving them respite from their family drama. Their parents (wife's brother and his wife) divorced about 5 years ago. The kids are both out of college & in the early stages of getting on with life. If any of you assholes are at BD Riley's tomorrow I'll be the tall, skinny white dude with a receding hairline. Should be easy to spot amongst that crowd. Come by and give me the secret surly handshake & I'll buy you a pint.
  16. Just helpin' a brother out here, dude.
  17. Did the NIU coach just say "that was the best dump of my career...and it was french fries"?
  18. He's gotta sell the pen. No matter the matchup.
  19. Gotta love these bowl games where nothing happens for 4 quarters and now all of the crazy plays are not only being pulled out but are working.
  20. Furk, I should check into this sub board more than once or twice a year. Heal up, ROFLBOX. I've always enjoyed your cringe dad jokes and memes.
  21. Fozzy and Lowell...they're getting the band back together! Fresno State PK is 0-3. Lulz.
  22. Daniels is carving up the Iggles D this half. Washington up by a point.
  23. Pickett playing w/ fire on that play.
  24. Washington showing some fight yet. Helluva throw & catch for the TD to make it 21-14
  25. Dude ain't gonna show up for his enshrinement in Canton for fear of the creditors lined up to get their piece. At least he's got a dozen or so kids he's either beaten or never had contact with he can count on to take care of him in his golden years.
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