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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. "Oh! Look at his leg twitching! He's running from the cops!"
  2. I'd be showing the best ones.
  3. Just have someone sitting next to him with a spray bottle give him a couple of squirts every time he starts flapping his jaws.
  4. Someone needs to draw a dick on his forehead.
  5. Aside from getting your brother's age wrong, Barron hypothetically getting money sent to his bank account from his his/your dad from shady deals is pretty much the trial-free means by how your trust fund dad became a millionaire by age 8, you whiney asshole.
  6. @ 8:54 "I keep bringing this up when people are 'this is a weak case' I'm 'somebody already literally went to jail for this'"
  7. Call Cruz who will testify, he too thought his dad killed JFK. Then call RFKJr.
  8. Why sniffing your own farts is not a panty dropper, a single post.
  9. You ARE going to die. So weird dedicating yourself to a cult that spotlights its obsession to make others miserable as a selling point has led you to a place where you "don't want to live like this anymore". Congrats on a life well-lived.
  10. Some of those quotes read like links to aggy recruiting during the Hornfans days.
  11. That's weird cuz Louisiana explicitly allows for civil asset forfeiture. https://www.legis.la.gov/Legis/Law.aspx?d=98287 I guess professions exempt from taxes get their own VIP set of laws.
  12. Ken Paxton suing other states for patients' medical records: "Yeah! States' rights! *tee hee!*"
  13. Y'all gonna be worshipping Flying Spaghetti Monster by page 6.
  14. https://www.facebook.com/groups/kerrvillebreakingnews/permalink/2437260589793793/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v
  15. "As I have stated, I have many self-inflicted wounds. I'm destroying myself right now. I'm only tweeee years old!"
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