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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. I was wrong too. Or as Trump would say, "Thhhuuu..."
  2. Wait. Like a lizard can regrow a tail? I didn't know humans could ...*GASP*!!!!!
  3. I... I mean overstated.
  4. The popularity that stand-up comedy owes to sit-com Bob cannot be understated. https://preview.houstonchronicle.com/movies-tv/bob-newhart-made-comedy-history-in-houston-15450192
  5. Fuck Boeing and the Greed Is Good-Indoctrinated Financial Bros rolling the dice with peoples' lives. Fuck these shits.
  6. I learned leaders of successful coups are more likely to go to jail than leaders of unsuccessful coups.
  7. My parents' friends came down with it recently and said it was worse than the first time they had COVID.
  8. Has Trump followed Biden's lead and condemned political violence yet?
  9. "What's that over in the corner?" "A MAKE YOUR OWN BOMB KIT!"
  10. Mrs. We Need A National Divorce is a uniter for "ALL AMERICANS".
  11. Mullet: Thomas Mathew Crooks loves Trump, Big Red, Moon Pies, and April Wine.
  12. Narrator: Greg Swindell was already voting for Trump
  13. They're rapists. They're criminals. And some of them aren't presidential nominees.
  14. *post-Dobbs* "The evangelical thing is overblown"
  15. https://www.fox7austin.com/news/shots-fired-ut-austin-campus-mlk-blvd-robert-dedman-drive
  16. As of now, one of two candidates has condemned political violence. The other candidate who has long embraced political violence is free to do so as well.
  17. "Don't advertise." "You don't want them to advertise?" "No." And "no in Elonspeak, means "yes".
  18. My dad just went into the ER. I'm heading to Katy where they're at. Anyone know how far west the power outages extend? I wanna top off before I get to where there's a scarcity of working fuel pumps
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