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Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand

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  1. It's like the Demetri Martin joke. 'When someone describes themselves as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole.'
  2. MAGA "proof" of a stolen election is a shotgun barrel Bugs Bunny spins around just before Elmer Fudd pulls the trigger. Not only does it fall comically short of its intentions, it provides evidence Trump tried to overturn an election.
  3. But they have produced the evidence. And that "voluminous and irrefutable" evidence produced more than 60 losses in court, a GOP-appointed audit that showed Biden won Arizona by a larger margin than originally tallied, a 787 million defamation settlement against Fox and a 140 million defamation verdict against Giuliani.
  4. That's what a Tesla's undercarriage hits after it's wheel flies off.
  5. Lots of people say Hitler was right about the Jews, snowflake.
  6. Shit! I should have kept the Tommy Boy gif in the chamber.
  7. Let's pretend we can't understand the simple, easily understood concept of people objecting to sales of a faulty product by a company that tries to blame the customer for the product's failure.
  8. Such an under the radar thing
  9. Man whose lies about the families of murdered children cost him a billion dollar verdict white knights for a man who tried to overthrow America's democracy based on lies that cost Fox News three quarters of a billion dollars and Rudy Giuliani a 140 million dollar verdict.
  10. That's one speedy race walker.
  11. Surprise, Dan! Take some time that maybe, possibly, everyone else has an attention span that's able to consider the long term ramifications and quizzical contradictions that extend beyond the immediate instant gratification of killing Americans, Super Patriot.
  12. Sorta figured this thread would be outro-centric, and ain't nothing wrong with that. Wish I could find the particular live version of this I was looking for cuz the start at the 2 minute mark is almost a Cars-ish guitar/80s synth meld, but once Doug hits that next octave, the guitar is beautiful.
  13. So Jon Edwards should have just stayed in the race to decrease his chances of prosecution? We make a president immune to the law, and those running aren't subject to equal treatment, except in certain cases where family members of politicians are subjected to exceptional punitive scrutiny and charges.
  14. Only post-driving-his-car-into-a-house Billy Joel songs, sir.
  15. Thought these were going to be TruckNutz for his son, except with little halos around them. These Balls Don't Cum
  16. If Trump and his scapegoat-addicted enablers weren't a danger to his own supporters you wouldn't be facing a libel suit from Ray Epps. We know how those usually work out for you.
  17. George channeling Sleepwalk ...and picked up by savant Ronald Jones
  18. My more favoriter guitar song from that first album.
  19. The painfully quiet to guitarphoria is such an effective crescendo. JFC it's hair raising and probably is most in my head when I think of beauty produced by guitar. ...but since you brought up Wilco, this warped hyper-vibrato "melody solo" would fall in the same category for me. Just beautiful guitar noise.
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