Everything posted by Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand
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Trump’s America
Yes. Everyone literally thinks Donald Trump and Jeff Epstein could have done a remake of the movie Get Hard.
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Trump’s America
HEY YOU PANDER SIMPS!!!! LET ME JUST SUCK OFF WHATEVER THE PLACE I'M AT, CUZ I KNOW YOU'LL GO BONKERS, AND SAY A BIG ASS BONER OF A HALLALUELUIGH (sp?) CUZ I'M SHOVING A BIG ASS FRIED CHUNK OF SUMPTIN IN MY AMERICAN FACE HOLE AND AIN'T NOBODY GONNA TELL ME I CAN'T!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA SHIT IN THE WALMART PARKING LOT THEN I'M GONNA PICK UP MY TURD AND THROW MY TURD ON TOP OF THE ALL THE OTHER SHIT THAT'S BEEN THROWN IN THE WALMART URINALS CUZ YOU CAN'T SPELL FREEDOM WITHOUT FUCK YOU AND A BIG ASS JESUS IN YO FACE!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Epstein and Maxwell
At this point, I shift the onus. Unsuck that dick, globtard. Sorry Venezuela.
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Epstein and Maxwell
Everyone on Surly had Pee Tape somewhere on their Bingo card. Trump blowing Bubba got's everyone in a tizzy now. Card's a-flyin'!
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Trump’s America
Go fuck yourself, Pat
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Coffee! No cream! Tell Canada to eat a dick. We're coming in hot. NEVERMIND and Aloohhhhha....
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
You'd hump air. That's not really relevant right now. Fancy Pants, 411 over Chicago, stat!
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
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Trump’s America
Eat shit. Die.
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Trump’s America
...but likely, Trump fucked some kids.
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Trump’s America
BREAKING! I! DON'T! KNOW!
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
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Trump/MAGA has ruined sports
I'm not political, I just repeatedly speak at CPAC.
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academic fuckery at aggy
Ivermectin 101
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Waymo cars Hit the Freeways
You can do that? I didn't know you could that.
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Evangelical Christians
It's like you're trying to be wrong about everything
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Trump’s America
So, despite the GOP's false choice argument of capitalism good, socialism bad, most Americans realize you need a balance of competition-based entrepreneurship and government-based guardrails that ensure those that have contributed to societies' prosperity aren’t given a F U when they're no longer needed.
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Evangelical Christians
It's tiring being subjected to totalitarian authorianism built on a false pretext of Woke-ism being shoved down your throat while the exact opposite is true as you're trying to enjoy your bread and circus.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Very fishy
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
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Trump’s America
"We're on Mars. Also we're underwater. You were asleep. We're in a Donovan song now. I gotta tear down the White House now, okbai!
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Epstein and Maxwell
Smell ya later, TwiceHorn
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Trump’s America
You can shoot a guy on 5th Ave. You can't blow a guy.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
I'm sure.
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Jeffrey Epstein needs his own thread
Katie Johnson swore in her affidavit Trump made a death threat towards her if she spoke of him beating and raping her.