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Gil Bang

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  1. Some Prop Managers are better than others. One thing I'd insist on is a semi-annual (or even quarterly) inspection, with photos. A lot of tenants would rather have a faucet drip than have somebody in the house to fix it, and that's a mild example.
  2. a good barber knows everything about everybody
  3. leave it to a pro. And by "pro", I mean a Mexican in East L.A. that does it in his garage. Ask around.
  4. IIRC from previous discussions, they have a judge on standby to sign a warrant for your blood alcohol test. So it's bullshit, but it passes constitutional muster.
  5. haha fuck you federico. I hope you enjoy jacking off into a tissue and making grilled cheese on the radiator like Phil Leotardo
  6. I don’t need to kill any animals, but I damn sure need to drink.
  7. "...my work life is a noine, but my personal life is a four..."
  8. WTF? You Texans will be unable to buy booze for 61 hours over the holiday? Why the fuck to you "freedom lovers" put up with this horseshit?
  9. I have TCLs and I like them a lot. Great value.
  10. Aren't you texans allowed to buy and sell guns freely man-to-man?
  11. once she's no longer a candidate, I might make a "contribution" if you catch my drift.
  12. https://www.amazon.com/Stanley-Classic-Vacuum-Bottle-Hammertone/dp/B000FZX93K/ref=asc_df_B000FZX93K/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=167119746601&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12005631160291270997&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1014374&hvtargid=pla-156944163370&psc=1&mcid=004f7cfa6f2f3d52a8e933616f4c003f&gclid=CjwKCAiAs6-sBhBmEiwA1Nl8s0xwoTC2z-MPYXbEci1b8GcjXV15Uq4Dc5jEWSi0aylYeSZU6fDnbRoC-EUQAvD_BwE The trick is to preheat the thermos. I used to start my coffee and a kettle of water on the stove at the same time. As I poured my first cup, I'd dump the kettle of boiling water into the thermos. When I was ready to leave, I dumped out the water, and filled the thermos with coffee. It stayed hot all day. Gotta preheat.
  13. Buck's the kind of guy that might campaign against her in the primary. Meanwhile, that chart above....that cunt Issa did the exact same thing as Boobert. He got his fucking clock cleaned in the general, and he moved his pussy ass 9 miles and ran again. I was so proud that my support for Mike Levin contributed to Issa's bitch ass bagging up his carpet and leaving town.
  14. I just had a very pleasant LAX-LHR round trip on AA. Premium Economy over, and Business back. Really smooth flight each way with a very nice and attentive cabin crew. Had I been on this flight, I would have shat me pants
  15. Maybe she'll channel James Caan in El Dorado, and open an Asian rub-and-tug
  16. Forget it Jim; it's Alinatown.
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