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Gil Bang

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  1. if you're carrying funky shit, check the bag.
  2. Yep. Getting his ass beat by his arch-rival, and not giving a single fuck.
  3. Enjoy it Bruin. I don't know if you're drinking these days, but, if not, I'll crack one for you.
  4. The GF and her sister are going to London to visit a friend, so I'm heading down to the desert house. I'll work on the Scout, and drink Natty Light. When I'm at the desert house, I only drink Natty Light. I'm no aggy, but it's a tradition Do some drinking, watch some football, shoot some 22's. Mix in a little whiskey, and grill a steak or three. 4 days of peace and quiet, doing only what I want to do. Counterpoint: no pussy.
  5. I thought of the 1st episode of CYE, "The Pants Tent".
  6. we got some motherfucking rats in this motherfucking cabin
  7. She was fucking cute. Those cheekbones are to die for. Now she's ready for halloween all year long.
  8. Friendly reminder: Gov. Gavin was knocking the bottom out of this:
  9. My pilot buddy says it sucks because of all the night flying.
  10. to add to the post above, if an agent calls me and says "hey, I'm busy Saturday but I'm sending my clients to your open house", well, that's a whole different kettle of fish. I will return that courtesy with even more courtesy. Those people will get the red-carpet treatment and i will text the agent after they leave to let him/her know how it went.
  11. if you're Jimbo's size, 5'6"/155 seems like a big guy
  12. https://www.kbtx.com/2022/12/25/meet-sam-salz-sabbath-observant-kippah-wearing-walk-on-texas-am/
  13. He's very Jewish https://12thman.com/sports/football/roster/sam-salz/11734 39Sam Salz Height 5-6 Weight 155 Class Junior Hometown Philadelphia, Pa. Highschool Kohelet Yeshiva Instagram sam__salz
  14. I have no problem with stealing somebody else's client. If they don't have a signed representation agreement, they're fair game. If their agent was worth a shit, he'd be at the open house with them.
  15. I always do that. Every single time. I'd do that if I were selling my sister's house. I've picked up quite a few clients at open houses. Somebody walks in, asks a bunch of questions, I answer all of them. They say "you're a lot more knowledgable than the other realtor that we've been working with. He never knows the answers...we want to work with you". Remember my "window peeker" story? That's what happened with her. I'm previewing a house, she's looking through the windows, I ask her if she wants to see the inside...10 minutes and 30 questions later I have a new buyer.
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