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Gil Bang

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  1. Jim Morrison; the only person in American history that's a bigger cunt asshole than Donald Trump
  2. I actually want to take my San Diego ass to one of those cold Tuesday night November games. It looks like a fucking blast.
  3. When I'm President Elect, I will violate the Logan Act.
  4. terra y'all
  5. fuck that hurts. Fucking Dave, you broke my heart.
  6. Hey everybody, the Big Dick Toilet guy will be there!
  7. I though it was Charlie that said that.
  8. In my REO days (many years ago), I sold houses in the rust belt for under $5,000 on a regular basis. Pretty shocking, for a SoCal guy.
  9. Oh, Dave. You've really fucked up here.
  10. fuck right off
  11. Winco is one of those shitty warehouse-style places where you bag your own groceries, and the layout makes no fucking sense at all.
  12. username checks out
  13. IDGAF is already discussed, because I don't care enough about NFL to read this thread: What happened to Whittington yesterday? I didn't see him on the rams box score.
  14. Ha! Fucking Hein drug Gary and Rashaan to Ann Arbor to witness the beat down in person.
  15. I fucking HATE motherfuckers in pro sports (football, mostly) that are a "junior" or a "Third". Motherfucker, the name on the back of your jersey is supposed to be your LAST NAME. If you're "Joe Jones III", your jersey should read "Jones", not "Jones III". The suffix modifies your first name, not your last. That cunt golfer started this shit. Golf scores with "1: Woods 2: Mickelson 3: Love III" No you cunt, your last name is LOVE, not LOVE 3
  16. It's the temp of the fucking sun here. I walked by my Weber Smokey Mountain a couple of hours ago, and the thermometer was reading 160. Yeah, it's black and in direct sun, but WTF?
  17. Vaughan is OK, unless he's playing a Funkouser. He sucks at that.
  18. when I was travelling for business, I'd take that all day long.
  19. I met Mr. Greensleeves at a tailgate, and oh boy, he was in fine form. I'd estimate his blood alcohol to be about .23 at the time.
  20. How bad could anyone possibly look that something like that could happen? (checks board) Oh.
  21. Anybody that compares Quinn to Vince is dead to me. Vince will always be THE man.
  22. I picked up my T-60 this morning. boy, is my back sore.
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