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TexArcher

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  1. Yeah, right after Austin gets a loop.
  2. Donald Trump will create a cartel that does business in cell phones instead of narcotics, because nothing is too stupid for this timeline. We'll probably end up with a produce cartel, too. You'll have to go to a back alley with a suitcase of money to buy an avocado because, and this is true, the UFC guys convinced young people in the Deep South that a reality TV host was a brilliant businessman and white people are being persecuted by brown people. There are really no limits to how fucking ridiculous this place is gonna get.
  3. Whatever. Go win the whole fucking thing.
  4. Well, that's stupid.
  5. So unlucky, god dammit.
  6. Leadoff walk puts the winning run on base. I love baseball. But I don't want to watch this anymore. End it.
  7. You mean the strip club near the mall?
  8. How are y'all talking about wasting a guy in a single-elim tourney?? Just win. Tomorrow's an off day. Let's go.
  9. Go yard, Will, come on
  10. Great read, just as good as a sac bunt.
  11. Thank you.
  12. Fuck yeah, let's fucking goooooooo!!!!!
  13. MY CRACKA!!!
  14. There we go! Leave the curveball alone, get up in the count, turn on fastball. Repeat!!
  15. Tennessee's pants are stupid.
  16. Wasn't really in the mood for free baseball today, but here we go. Might as well steal it.
  17. Jesus Christ, we're making this guy their Austin Wood.
  18. That is a disgusting curve.
  19. Ball and Game
  20. I am about to light the whole world on fire.
  21. Did that cunty piece of fuck just call us the aggies?
  22. That's exactly what an ump who had to take a shit would say.
  23. See, this right here is what I want to see when I cut out of work early. Let's go, boys.
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