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Trey3216

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  1. Weekly murder cases
  2. Butter's in Sinton. If you're headed up 77 way you can always stop at TB's. If you run Hwy 6 to Abilene, stop at Helberg in Waco on the way out.
  3. I've got my Grandad's cue that he bought while stationed at Barksdale getting ready to ship off to WW2. He won a lot of tournaments, and a lot of $$ with that thing.
  4. Kanine Krunchies can’t be beat they make each meal a special treat happy dogs are those who eat nutritious Kanine Krunchies
  5. Thank her for her service….I’m sure our okie doc friend knows some of her service trophies.
  6. Everything is fine…nothing to see here!
  7. You can get there because you can buy options on many of the 3x lev ETF's.
  8. Black Bikini at :15 is pretty nice to look at
  9. Oil companies own quite a bit of IP on sustainability, the bulk of it in fact.
  10. “Go get her, Ray”
  11. Haven't had that one, but the Drunken Noodles and Chicken Vindaloo are damn good.
  12. The 4% rule doesn't even work anymore, unless you have "non-market buffer assets" equivalent to 2-3 years worth of withdrawals. The going recommended withdrawal rate to not run out of money is about 2.8%.
  13. My God, let them get Kingsbury.
  14. To me it look like a leprechaun to me.gif
  15. I stuck my whole head under it, and South Austin's mom drank like a champion afterward
  16. Someone was clearly imbibed
  17. One night, my wife (then girlfriend) heard me open the door and wander out into the yard at my duplex I was living in to find me pissing in the yard. I was quite imbibed, and she says something like "what the hell are you doing pissing outside?". Then, in my quick witted math brain, I started spewing out numbers... -"So...there are 350 million Americans...roughly half male." -Say there are 50mm men aged 18-50, and of that, 1/2 of them like to have a few beers on Friday and Saturday nights. -Now, the American male will take a piss 4-6 times per night while they're having a few beers, so let's say 4. -It's roughly 1.6 gallons per flush, but let's say 1 gallon to be conservative. -So, if our 25mm American males piss 4 times per night when they're drinking...at 1 gallon per flush...That's 100mm gallons of water every friday and saturday night of the year. -So...Multiply 200mm x 50, because even the most fervent consumer usually has 1 or 2 weekends off per year, and my plan will help America save 10bn gallons of water per year....and that's just on the weekends!!!!!! She wasn't amused, or impressed.
  18. I guess that's better than putting bombs in the mail and shooting up an open air mall and what have you.
  19. Is that like Mike Tyson Santa Claus?
  20. Until College Basketball season gets fully underway…
  21. Robbing former obscure Ranger, Mike Lamb.
  22. Maybe not a refund, but check your pecker now and her FB page in 8-9 months for different types of souvenirs.
  23. Come for the plastic cow, go home in a plastic bag.
  24. "and her roller derby program said "she was built like 'frigerator with a head her fans called her 'Tuffy', but all her buddies called her 'Spike'."
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