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Homercles

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  1. Did that kid look like he was having fun?
  2. Jimmy Kimmel even sucked in Band of Brothers, which I didn’t think was possible.
  3. When I think of Strong, I think of a ref saying “If…if you choose defense, you’ll kickoff both halves” and Jackson still thinking that was a great proposition. So even though it worked out in my teams favor once, fuck Strong for putting his players in a position to fuck up a coin flip.
  4. Cooper was the QB at CMU when the refs full legit screwed up a call that won the game for them. Got a free play. Shouldn’t have been in that position anyways but fuck that guy
  5. Been looking for that couch than Kevin Hart is on in those commercials. Finally found it.
  6. Was a great coach at OKState until he decided, rightly, that he wasn’t gonna win much beyond occasional bowl games unless he went to Miami. He was revered when I was in Stillwater
  7. Feels strange to watch a game without constant interruption of Aaron Judge Watch
  8. Homercles

    NFL Week 3

    Working on Brady’s knee brace on the sideline like Short Circuit
  9. Got any turbo encabulators? Commercial grade ones are hard to find in good condition.
  10. Can’t blame the cops too much here, trains can be unpredictable
  11. I’d take the gun and shoot Boomer Sooner twice
  12. Day ain’t over yet -Curly
  13. Venables doppelgänger
  14. Martinez had a shit eating grin the whole time once he got past the 20 yard line
  15. Yes. Yes they should
  16. Every fan they show looks like they owe money to either mike the meth dealer or Jill the manager down at Golden Coral
  17. Holy hell what a pull by Martinez
  18. I’ve noticed that too. There’s always a black person over his shoulder. Visual version of ‘I’m not racist, I have a black friend but…’
  19. I’m going to waste a little bit of Internet to simply applaud Pancho’s gif game. The end.
  20. What…you don’t get a CAM for unloading pallets of wet wipes from Bagram?
  21. Maybe he was just a cashier at Walmart during Jade Helm
  22. Reid was a fantastic college quarterback if the objective of the game was to bounce pass the ball to your receivers.
  23. That little stretch their heading north always has me paying extra attention. It can lull you to sleep if all the lights are green and you’re doing 60. Plus the light before that at Amberglen lines up perfectly with the bigger 45/620 intersection ahead, can be hard at a distance to tell if you need to stop. That little stretch their heading north always has me paying extra attention. It can lull you to sleep if all the lights are green and you’re doing 60. Plus the light before that at Amberglen lines up perfectly with the bigger 45/620 intersection ahead, can be hard at a distance to tell if you need to stop.
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