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CHIEF

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  1. He does have some hellacious backstraps. He would taste like chicken hearts and string cheese. CHIEF
  2. LOL, widowed. She is beautiful at 71, but has no interest in dating or marrying again. I told her she was too young to spend the rest of her life alone. She said it took 50 years to get my Dad raised right, and does not plan to start over. CHIEF
  3. Thanks for the Pointer, my Weiner dog will be happy to hear about that. CHIEF
  4. Selling Real Estate. Made a shit ton in the Barnett, enough to pay cash for everything I own. Mom still has a huge non-participating royalty on 15k acres in Milam county. Her checks have quadrupled with the rise in NG prices. CHIEF
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    Getting old sucks

    My MIL is at the end of life stage, not in hospice, but the writing is on the wall. I have been trying to prepare Mrs. CHIEF. MIL has bed sores, constant UTI, dementia, loss of sight in one eye, and just got a feeding tube, amongst other things. We get a call from the Round Rock hospital this morning: Nurse: Good morning, Mrs. CHIEF, I was just calling you to let you know how your mother is doing. She is adjusting to the feeding tube well, she is awake, and alert. Mrs. CHIEF: That's great to hear, you will probably have to put her hearing aids in, or she will "what?" you to death. Nurse: Will do. I have to let you know her legs are very weak, she can't even stand with a walker. Mrs. CHIEF: Well that is understandable, she has been a fucking paraplegic for 18 months. Nurse: Oh. CHIEF
  6. I probably work 10-15 hours per week, and have since I was about 48 or so. Real estate is fun, I will never fully retire. Mrs. CHIEF can't handle not working 40+ hours a week, and will probably do that till the day she dies. Only thing we owe money on, is her car, and she gets a car allowance from work. Right now it's just managing investments, insurance and taxes. CHIEF
  7. Holy fuck. CHIEF Jr. watches this sober as a church mouse. Told him he owes me an Oh Zee to hang. The same thing happens every three minutes. The semi-hot chick walks out in a new outfit and a complete change in life goals. It's fucked, but she has nice tits and a helluva fart box. But the chick in the group is nails. Think I'll go fuck the wife. CHIEF
  8. Might need to get a Surly min-tailgate. It's funny, have a lot of family and friends that are big TCU fans and Grads. My cousin actually keeps that train horn contraption at his house in Godley. I can park at my other cousin's house and walk to the stadium, if need be. TCU was probably my second favorite team until Fat Gar's shit. CHIEF
  9. I think I talked Mrs. CHIEF into going. We are only 45 minutes away. I too have never been to a game against TCU in Ft. Worth. CHIEF
  10. Yep, since 2006. CHIEF
  11. CHIEF Jr. is in a wedding today. The Groom brought his Mustang over to wash and detail. Black Cherry paint job. Pretty nice. CHIEF
  12. Thought that looked familiar. CHIEF
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  14. The other guys on my lease shot twelve last year, not all trophy size. They shot ten in one day. I've heard that we have about 400 on the entire 90,000 acres. This herd is the only one I've seen, and numbers about 15. We usually see them on a cliff about 2-3 miles south. If they start hitting the feeder regularly they are gonna get lit up. We never see solitary animals, just this herd. The Aoudad never linger too long at the feeders. Plenty of time for WTs to come in. CHIEF
  15. A couple of guys I know did it. You have to commute into DFW to get a paid position. The one's around here do a few in between golfing and fishing, or they are at the other end of the spectrum, slammed. All of them work independently, from home, and aren't eager to teach. I have enough in savings to do it, and would still be able to work as an agent. I'm too lazy to commute, so I will wait until the market cools a bit and find a local guy. CHIEF
  16. I normally shoot 150gr. out of my .300 WSM, I'm gonna up it to 180gr. He will probably go 300-350 lbs. on the hoof. They are amazing animals, can jump 30 feet from precipice to precipice on a cliff face. They have extremely good eyesight, its tough to get within 3-400 yards of them. If you are in a stand, at least one will be staring at you the whole time. You better have the window open and your gun already pointed in that direction when you see them. CHIEF
  17. Supposedly inedible. I hate killing anything that I don't plan to eat, but we are overran with them. I found one guy on an internet search that made passable carne guisada out of aoudad. Think I'm just gonna shoot him and cape him out. CHIEF
  18. Six months minimum, for no pay. My broker (mom) is on me now to get an appraisal license. The problem is no appraiser is willing to take on apprentices currently, they are way too busy. CHIEF
  19. https://www.3m.com/3M/en_US/p/d/b40066996/, seals up holes in boats. CHIEF Jr. swears by it. CHIEF
  20. That big fucker to the right of the corn feeder is going down when it gets cold. We have had the protein feeder filled for 2 months. Been throwing corn since Saturday. First time anything has been on the game cam besides coons. CHIEF
  21. That was at Rednecks with Paychecks in about 2013-2014. Brand new Raptor, still had the paper tags on it. We didn't go until the next year, hopefully to see stupid shit like this. CHIEF
  22. This is what is killing the in-person game experience for me. After a year of not driving 180 miles to Austin, tailgating in the heat, sitting in the stands in the heat, sitting through five minutes of TV timeouts (which the TV providers take advantage of, way too much). Then driving the 180 miles back home. It's just getting to be too much. I can pause the game when it comes on, stay off Surly, and go do something else. I start the game about an hour to an hour and a half later, fast forward through all of the commercials, watch five minutes of the half time report, fast forward through all of the commercials in the second half, and usually end up live in the last three or so minutes of the fourth quarter. Games are now about 65/35 commercials to play. CHIEF
  23. CHIEF Jr. and I decided e need to go do some work at the deer lease, so we missed the Rice game. But the fire was nice, and so were the ribeyes: You can see forever: The roads are rough, pictures don't do it justice, but you hit some 60% grades: and you have to pick your way through the wash at the bottom. CHIEF
  24. I think it's the Orville and Wilbur Rickenbacker Museum. Somethin' like that. I heard they have free popcorn. CHIEF
  25. They are doing it legit. They have been renting licensed boats by the day. Apparently a lot of operators had to sell their dive boats to eat during the shutdown. If you have a dive boat, you can rent it out every day that you don’t have customers. It is expensive, and dive masters are fighting for the scraps. CHIEF
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