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Quagmire

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  1. If you never want to have sex again then go ahead and have kids
  2. Looks good Dutch , if it were me I’d swap hot tub closer to the house .
  3. Are you talking about the shit that goes under your sheets?
  4. And to answer your question: with your wife
  5. Yeah I don’t get how anyone could sleep on their stomach , would kill your neck .
  6. Has anyone built an enclosure for their equipment ? Only issue would be the heater . Was thinking of getting a prefab one from lowes
  7. Fucking dumb, if he wasn’t sure why announce retirement so early in the offseason
  8. Casper sucks , mine started sagging like old lady’s tits after 6 months
  9. 6 months later it’s finally done. I
  10. I did it once, had it in my backpack . Cruise through security line and get to front and see dog sniffing people. Butthole tightening, 2 lines converged and I keep telling other lady to go first and end up running into her. Probably looked suspicious as fuck, dog sniffs me and I got on by with minor heart attack. Obviously bomb sniffing dog but still makes you nervous .
  11. Change company to for profit and then…. Profit
  12. Pull a gun on him and tell him if he messes with your son you’ll let him have it
  13. You trying to be the first man to die with a boner or something ?
  14. Did u cum yet?
  15. Seemed like a shitty attack just pull into open area , stop and get shot.
  16. Expect a destroyed in transit notification soon
  17. Can I get a score update ? How much time left ?
  18. Is this thread more embarrassing than jersey man cumming in his pants ?
  19. My directv stream sub has gone from 35 in 2016 to 80 now. Still grand fathered in but shit it’s catching up to cable prices
  20. I’m rooting for drugs
  21. You should bang your sons teacher on that bench.
  22. Porn site huh
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