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The Dude

Certifiably Surly
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  1. I think the wreath fund is tapped, but maybe they can put together another surly subscription level and we could come up with a hallmark card
  2. GL and speedy recovery AB
  3. What’s a CB? Sorry I’m still on page 5
  4. What a farce
  5. Surely there is some type of bubble or protective suit you can put her in to keep her safe from the terrors of toilet seats. Something like the astronauts use?
  6. Did not read OP wall of text, but I am going with: mud hole and the emoji survey at the bottom of the article made me very very angry
  7. No. It’s the okies
  8. desperation is not a good look for you bama lol
  9. Lol what is that pussy shit Nick?
  10. the espn sideline crew broadcast ain’t bad. I had all the cesspool herbstreit my ears could handle
  11. So his toe slipped over the line a little, big deal
  12. When did Constant turn into a cunt? Has he always been that way?
  13. He was one of my favorite players this year. Always ran hard.
  14. Yeah I saw him there standing by Brian Williams
  15. Like 9 posts up Machinator bot
  16. Why do we do this? It’s day 1 of the fucking offseason
  17. FUCK YES! HOOKEM MOTHERFUCKERS!
  18. Rib roast on the smoker and 4 bottles of champagne in the fridge. Probably in bed by 11
  19. More like McCant
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