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The Dude

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  1. Did you hear about the fire at the circus? it was in tents.
  2. I thought I ventured into a Phlem post, but nope, those pics are there on purpose
  3. I’m assuming you all have opened this on your phone and shaken it repeatedly, and I am just very late to the party. But in case you haven’t, give it a try
  4. 8. It flows better into the next letter
  5. I was gonna go with appendicitis or meningitis.
  6. You will probably get a bill for it in 8 months
  7. There is literally nothing I like about Pete. I assume it is for the show too, but they are close to losIng me as a viewer
  8. Including to known pornographers
  9. I think the wreath fund is tapped, but maybe they can put together another surly subscription level and we could come up with a hallmark card
  10. GL and speedy recovery AB
  11. What’s a CB? Sorry I’m still on page 5
  12. What a farce
  13. Surely there is some type of bubble or protective suit you can put her in to keep her safe from the terrors of toilet seats. Something like the astronauts use?
  14. Did not read OP wall of text, but I am going with: mud hole and the emoji survey at the bottom of the article made me very very angry
  15. No. It’s the okies
  16. desperation is not a good look for you bama lol
  17. Lol what is that pussy shit Nick?
  18. the espn sideline crew broadcast ain’t bad. I had all the cesspool herbstreit my ears could handle
  19. So his toe slipped over the line a little, big deal
  20. When did Constant turn into a cunt? Has he always been that way?
  21. He was one of my favorite players this year. Always ran hard.
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