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EE2B

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  1. If there is some life changing food in Texarkana I would love to know about it. My guess is Zapatas or Naamans. Edit: too slow. The cheesy corn is not fucking incredible in any universe. I’ve heard damn good things about the chicken fried ribeye. The corn is very meh to me.
  2. She should’ve showed him her check stub and he wouldn’t have fucked around.
  3. Is someone going to tell him his root chakra is his asshole or should we just let it be a surprise when it is breached?
  4. It ain’t gay if you’re underway
  5. My wife started buying paper products and putting them in our guest house last year when the shortages started. At some point she decided that we needed to store some food over there. A couple weeks ago she brought the bags of food into the kitchen to sort them out. Any guesses on how much was expired after one year? If you said all but 1 box of spaghetti you would be absolutely correct. She threw away two plastic bags of shit that was expired that she had stored away because “we might need it”.
  6. I thought I read that he had 11.0 ng/ml of fentanyl, 5.6 ng/ml of norfentanyl and 19 ng/ml of meth. I could be misremembering.
  7. There’s some hail damage on that ass.
  8. EE2B

    Shit My Kid Says

    “Bounce houses were not invented when you were my age.” Cold hearted like her mother.
  9. For every fine woman you see there is a man at home tired of her shit.
  10. Amazon Target Ruffle Butts Children’s Place Pottery Barn Kids Follow the boxes/bags.....
  11. My kids are known box blockers.
  12. I did something similar recently in our conference room. Single TV with a windows PC and Linux Thin Client. I’ll dig out the CDW quote tomorrow and get you the model number. I did have to add a USB hub because the dongle for the wireless keyboard/mouse was on the back of the switch and sometimes it was slow to respond. I simply plugged the usb hub in the back and moved the dongle to the front of the hub. Works really well now from anywhere in the pretty large room.
  13. You trying to wear the thing out driving it around the neighborhood today? [emoji23]
  14. What makes this even more ridiculous is the fact that Red Lick had the highest rate of infection out of all the school districts in North East Texas. Just a few weeks ago they had half a class “out sick”. Fucking ass clowns.
  15. Did that same person steal the gas out of your truck last weekend? [emoji23]
  16. Meh. The town I grew up in was/is a tiny dot on the map. When I say peruse the phone book I mean flip two pages and be done.
  17. When I was a child our preachers name was Richard White. Richard preferred to go by Dick, so the phone book listing was White, Dick. Always made my pre-teen self chuckle when I perused the phone book.
  18. I fixed your mom’s plumbing last night.
  19. I wish. Northeast Texas/Southwest Arkansas. Nimble is awesome. I had to beg them to connect our servers to Infosight. I’ve gotten calls from the support folks at Infosight before I ever knew I had an issue.
  20. It was mentioned before, but what’s your background? We lost a process control engineer recently and we are thinking about replacing him with someone with a strong OT/IT background. We would want someone who is proficient in VMWare, Veeam, network configuration, ESXi, familiar with Nimble storage and HP server hardware. This is on the process control side of the house, so we would be looking for someone who understands the urgency when we have issues and willing to jump in and help. You would get to work directly with me everyday, so there is that bonus. Let me know if this is something that fits or if you have questions.
  21. Does this mean we are finally getting football bats?
  22. We haven’t been to Naamans since they moved across the road. I’ve heard good things about their entire menu.
  23. We haven’t been to Naamans since they moved across the road. I’ve heard good things about their entire menu.
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